Thanks for the mammaries, or reason # 3,723 I’m going straight to hell when I die

Earlier, while shopping, I noticed that Energizer is selling pink batteries to raise money for the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.

This sounds like a fine, noble endeavor, and no one should criticize either organization for this program. But I still had two evil thoughts as I looked at the display:

1) Was it accidental that a company that sells items in sizes rated AAA, AA, C, and D should support the fight against breast cancer?

2) What kind of a statement is being made when the store I’m in only has the pink batteries in size AA?

For the record, I didn’t buy any of the pink ones. I needed AAA batteries, and those were the boring black and silver and red and yellow ones.

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