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Pre-emptive: I’d hit it!
Shakira, promoting a deodorant, had to clarify to the men in the crowd to “Raise your hand if you’re Sure!”
as Jackie Gleason puts it..
“hammina hammina hammina”
Katie’s (Couric) new look debuts on CBS Evening News..We didn’t photoshop this! (We promise..CBS)
Greeter at the pearly gate:
This is what you could have had plus 71 more of me if you would not have blown up all those women and children.
Now please exit right to the John Holmes gay sodomy room and spread eagle.
Producers of “The View” swear Rosie O’Donnell’s picture was not photshopped. You be the judge.
Nathan Lane unveils his new look with the words “TrimSpa Baby!”
“You’d like to be this smooth too? And without that nasty razor burn? So get NAIR, already!”
Shakira it all baby.
No hips for oil!
Valery Plame, undercover at the MTV awards show.
Armitage is speechless.
“Happy Birthday, President Gore, Happy Birthday to you!”
” “
In other words, rendered completely incapacitated by truth-telling hips.
Another CBS photoshop job on Katie Couric. They used to think she was just fat. Now they think she’s ugly too.
I’m sorry…all I can think of can’t be printed here. OH BABY!!
Starkist Tuna, in an effort to raise sagging sales, announces they are replacing Charlie the Tuna with a more popular spokesperson.
“Sometimes a microphone is just a microphone.”
You know what they say: loose hips sink… no, wait a minute, I guess they don’t.
Now this is one “hippy” I could actually like…
“No, really. Is there a Doctor in the house? I just threw out my hip…”
Why we fight.
Bill Clinton’s birthday celebration continued with the singing of the traditional birthday song followed by the former president sharing a cigar with her in private.
“I dream of tweenie”
I hate it when the use music to promote sex. Sex should be appreciated on its own merits.
“Stuck…stuu-uuck….STUUUUUUUCCKKK!!!!”
Barn doors open.
I wonder when the roadies are going to figure out that my hand is stuck.
I don’t care what she says in that song man… her hips are the dirtiest liars I’ve ever met.
A large disturbance in the Force could be felt as every male over 10 years old attempted to initiate a wardrobe malfunction.
One of the Middle East’s less evil influences on popular culture.
“Put your right foot in”
Valerie Flameouts real alter ego does a skit on Lettermen…
Undercover angel, powdercake fantasy
I’ll be the cushion, You do the pushin.
What IS that spot on the dress? Ask Slick Willy!!
Have her scrubbed, and sent to my tent.
Holy shnikes, Barbara Eden has still got it!
Shakira – The anti-burkha.
PS: I liked Daniel’s cap: “I don’t care what she says in that song man… her hips are the dirtiest liars I’ve ever met.”
That picture gives me a full-on Major Nelson. 🙂
While some thought this photo of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was Photoshopped, it turns out that Ahmadinejad loves to wear women’s clothing.
Her hips don’t lie. They just talk naughty.
ScheheraZOWIE!
In order to increase viewership, Michelle Malkin enlists the aid of Shakira a guest vlogger at Hot Air.
Neither Mary Kathrarine nor Bethany could not be reached for comment. . .
Burka this!
Since she’s at least 18, what I am thinking is isn’t illegal…but I oughta be ashamed!!
Her hips don’t lie. They just talk dirty.
Former President William Jefferson Clinton celebrated his 60TH birthday on August 19TH 2006 with a theme celebration based on the Marilyn Monroe & JFK rumored connection. Here Shakira sings a bubbly rendition of Happy Birthday reminicient of Marilyn’s birthday cooing at JFK’s 46TH at Madison Square Garden back in 1962. Unfortunately, Shakira was later found dead of an apparent drug overdose at the home of Clinton pardonee Marc Rich. Chappaqua police are investigating a report of a suspicious pick-up truck with Arkansas plates seen by residents circling the area earlier that afternoon. Roger Clinton, brother and another pardonee, when reached for comment by the Post stated, “I was bass fishing in Texarkana with some buddies at the time of this unfortunate happenstance.”
“Does this outfit make me look too hippy?”
“Chicken Dance!”
Nips don’t lie…
Why they hate us