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How about you shake-it-over-hera?
W.W.A.D.?
Who Would Allah Do?
Uhhhh, just curious, but is it wrong to sport wood at work?
Liar, liar, my pants are defintiely on fire.
OK, if the other 71 look this, screw it, I’m convertin’.
As Shakira took the stage it became clear to everyone present and watching from home that Madonna’s career was officially over. Secretly everyone was very relieved.
OK, if the other 71 look like this, screw it, I’m convertin’.
(Oops, left a word out. My bad…)
Wait!
I can’t type that fast one handed.
She would never do for Slick Willy………Not as fat as Monica! And, can she do the old cigar trick?
Look, my deodorant doesn’t leave that white streak!
“Is she running for office? I’ll vote for her! Is she Republican? Is Katherine Harris in charge so we can make sure she wins?”
Hodink, you’re crapping on the wrong Republican. It was Ken Blackwell in Ohio that followed the rule of law and certified the elections on time in 2004.
“The future Mrs. Kenefick took a moment Friday to announce her undying love for her future husband, a small-time blogger from Connecticut.”
(Do not attempt to dissuade me from this fantasy or I shall smite you.)
“Well, Christian males get an even 100 of THESE when they die, so…”
“Cameraman, I fart in your general direction.”
After Shakira’s Performance, Many Skeptics Of Global Warming Were Reconsidering Their Position.
Shak, Shak, Shak,
Shak, Shak, Shak,
Shak-ira booty,
Shak-ira booty.
(with apologies to KC and the Sunshine Band)
Hips Don’t Lie, but Genital Herpes Does.
Shakira performs her rendition of Jimmy Soul’ s number one hit from 1963 “if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife.”
“I’m prettier than you! I’m dead sexy! Look at mah bel-ly!”
Arrrrr! Thar be Booty!
Going to see her in concert next Tuesday. Eat your hearts out fellas!
Casting call: Barbarella II, the Musical
Shakira on the set of the up coming I Dream of Jennie movie.
I have an oral fixation.
I wanna be kissed by You, By You and nobody else but You..
Sung by Ginger Grant
Im a little stiff! can You guys help Me out?
Even ten of Dairy Queen’s Chili Meltdown GrillBurgers couldn’t come close to making a man out of Shakira.