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“Fidel, your brother tells me you’ve become hard of ‘red herring’ in your old age.”
Two Red Shirts: $150.00
One Dead Communist Dictator: Priceless
“I’m sorry, Hugo, I no longer have the strength….you have to be on top.
Fusch Putsch
Fidel and Hugo: Better red AND dead.
Once, twice, three times a despot.
Don’t tell raul; he has a huntch we are together and he is very Jealous. We can not hide from raul. We will make our relationship public and the hell with raul “la china de la paineta”.
Mother thought it best not to reveal the secret of my parentage until such time as I would be ready to shoulder the additional responsibility of running your– may I say, OUR– country, Father.
Fidel and Raul reenact the medical bay scene from Star Trek-The Motion Picture:;
Fidel: “Raul, This simple feeling…is so far beyond V’ger’s comprehension.”
The All New Will and Grace
Hugo: “If you have a lot of red in the photo, it will distract them from the rigormortis. I learned this from the Reuter’s School of Fauxtography.”
Feedel My belle..You can kiss Me Bush can go to hell.. My Fidel
I love You I love You ..I love You..Thats all I do. Hezbulla too. My Fidel
Sung to the tune of My Michelle
Fidel: Get this! So I call call Carter and tell him I want him to succeed me. He totally goes for it! He’s on a plane now! Play it cool when he gets here!
Fidel: No me toques, Carajo!
Hugo: Pero Fidelito?!
Fidel: Deja de esa pajareria que aqui estan la camaras de video.
Raul: OOooooh ven pa’ ca mi Huguito de Manzana que mi hermano esta un poco cabronsito hoy. Mira dame esa vela que tu traistes y vamonos pa’ el cuarto de alla lado. :: Raul suddenly appears on the camera:: “PATRIA O MUERTE! ….Volaremos..tee hee.. ::And runs off with Hugo holding hands::
Hugo: “oh my god – did you hear that pajamas media blogger dan drezner killed himself this morning?”
Who’s yo daddy?
A Lebanese man is reunited with his father at Hariri Hospital after both were injured in an Israeli air raid in the southern city of Blyda, July 24, 2006. REUTERS/Adnan Hajj (LEBANON)
Oh Raul. Is that a cigar in your pocket or are just happy to see me?
Chavez: Doctor?! I’m no doctor. but I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night.
that should be Holiday Inn Express
closer…closer….”Where’s Michael??”
“Did you bring the whalebone penis, like I asked?”
In the end, the sequel Snakes on Despots out did the original in the box office.
Hugo ohhh Hugo You did come after all My little muffin man.
” It’s so good to see you Fi…de….hi chiuahua!
Somebody get a candystriper in here pronto to empty this deektator’s bedpan!”
Commie red greets commie dead! Together these 2 break the bed.
Hugo: “The nurse said, ‘Sorry Sir, family only’, so I shot her”.
Fidel: “Good. Good. Your training is complete. I can go now.”
The Axis of Feeble.
Two thought balloons:
“If I hold both his hands, he can’t hurt me.”
“If I hold both his hands, he can’t hurt me.”
Did you bring me that hamburger you promised?
The food here reminds me of a gulag!
“Can you believe I put in to have this surgery in 1987. Damn socialized medicine.”
Fidel: “You get the cigars and the ’56 Ford. Carter gets the green hats and all my speeches on DVD.”
Fidel: “Wait, my Little Stallion. Let them finish taking pictures. Then you can get in.”
“Mr. Fidel, I have many blue pills for
you. Take these and your ‘Cuban Missile Crisis’
will be over.”
Fidel, You dead YET?
Week-end at Fidel’s
“No no you are mistaken, I will win the Helen Thomas lookalike contest.”
cue the music
“And I will hold you, touch you And make you my woman tonight … So won’t you hold me, touch me Make me your woman tonight”
Damn Fidel, why don’t you tell me I was too big?
Theres got to be a morning after…
Unfortunately…
Ahhhh!
Infidel, so good to see you my gay friend!
Soon, I will be able to grip you again, like this!
“I’ll give up my power when you pry it from my cold, dead hands………oh, wait…”
Hugo:…no, I got no memo.
“See that black little thingie behind me?
If you pull the string, Bush will get flushed”