HomeHumorNot to brag, but… Not to brag, but… Jay Tea July 27, 2006 Humor 34 Comments I just received a spam that said “people judge your (masculine appendage) size by your shoe size.” I t came in just as I was slipping into my size 12 Wide sneakers. Disclosure In The Blogosphere Ding dong, the witch is dead Related Posts Friday Joke Friday Night Funny Avoiding An Ass Kicking About The Author Jay Tea 34 Comments Dave thA July 27, 2006 So it’s not true then? Robb Allen July 27, 2006 14’s baby. 14’s. odrady July 27, 2006 I found shoes to be, so, restrictive; I just strap pontoons onto my feet now… Bryan July 27, 2006 So, what does that say about Peggy Hill and her size 13 EEE’s? Jamie July 27, 2006 Yup….ya know what they say about a guy with big hands and big feet…. They wear big gloves and big shoes… Of course one of the Blue Collar Comedy guys (I can’t remember which one) observed that if big hands, big feet, big ears, big nose, etc., really meant anything more, it’d be a good thing, ’cause that’s one goofy looking dude! SSG Pooh July 27, 2006 So just how much paper do you stuff in the toes, Jay Tea, to get those size 12’s to fit? VagaBond July 27, 2006 Then Ronald Mcdonald must be……… The Listkeeper July 27, 2006 ….hung like a Blue Whale… lucindab July 27, 2006 Knowing what to do with such big things helps, too Starboard Attitude July 27, 2006 13’s here. They don’t dance well, but they’ve run many marathons, if you know what I mean. dex July 27, 2006 Ahh comic relief…so this Chinese man comes home at 3 a.m. from drinking with his buddies. He wakes the neighbors, the dogs, crashes up the stairs waking his kids and into the bedroom waking his wife. “Hey baby how ’bout some 69?”, he says. His wife wakes up and says, “what,you kidding me. You come home drunk, 3 oclock in morning, wake up neighbors and kids then expect me to go downstairs and make pork with 5 flavor sauce”. VagaBond July 27, 2006 Seriously though, I have to fold it in half to fit it in a size 12…. epador July 27, 2006 What about women with big feet? Starboard Attitude July 27, 2006 Ewww, epador! jdavenport July 27, 2006 Why bother with snowshoes? bullwinkle July 27, 2006 I wear 14s, which makes it nearly impossible to drive a Corvette. That proves two popular myths aren’t so mythical. Paul July 27, 2006 I won’t embarrass you guys by telling you my actual size… …but let’s just say on the rare occasions I find shoes in town at less than 100 bucks a pair I buy basically all the have. I’d kill for size 12s. Peter F. July 27, 2006 Blah, blah, blah….ya still have to know what to do with it. LOL Imhotep July 27, 2006 People that must discuss it openly usually have something malfunctioning or are lying about the size. McGehee July 27, 2006 People that must discuss it openly usually have something malfunctioning or are lying about the size. I’ve noticed that everyone who says that, 9is jealous. Lugnut July 27, 2006 Had a girlfriend one time who’d done quite a bit of “field research” (her term). She said more often than not, that old wive’s tale is true. Lugnut P.S. Size 13 here. Golem14 July 27, 2006 No, I’m NOT wearing water skis! Sheesh. Candy July 27, 2006 No offense to you guys with Ronald McDonald feet …. but after a bit of “field research” in college, I discovered that people with medium size feet were better. You guys with your medium-sized feet – are just perfect. I wish you men would stop watching all of those big-feet movies and think you all need big-feet because you don’t. And those emails telling you to enlarge your feet are just wrong. jhow66 July 27, 2006 Dang!!! After all these years (51), I now find out why my “old” lady was aways curious about what size shoe I wore. lol Oyster July 27, 2006 oh – my – god. McGehee July 27, 2006 And those emails telling you to enlarge your feet are just wrong. Well, of course. Because they don’t work. Or… so I’ve been told… John Burgess July 27, 2006 And the penny drops… NOW I understand the American male’s obsession with tales of Big Foot… it’s all about envy! elmondohummus July 27, 2006 “…people judge your (masculine appendage) size by your shoe size.” Yeah, but you’re leaving out the part about it being an inverse relationship. 😉 Imhotep July 27, 2006 MeGeehee, It just so happens to be my profession, so I know what “average” is;) Bigger than average do not brag about it, because they “know”. Average or slightly less than average always make reference to “it”, because they need affirmation. Seriously. 914 July 27, 2006 Ha Ha Ha, good points Imhotep.. I fall somewhere between big and huge.. Starboard Attitude July 27, 2006 914 said: “I fall somewhere between big and huge…” Hmmm. I don’t fall at all, because I’m equipped like a tripod. SilverBubble July 28, 2006 I don’t really think I can add much to this conversation at this point… McGehee July 28, 2006 It just so happens to be my profession, Measuring … which? Austin Mike July 28, 2006 I took my 16 year old son to the sporting goods store last weekend for some new shoes. He now wears a 13 (I’m a 12 wide myself). Talk about a strange feeling – now he’s not only younger, taller and has bigger feet than me, but this – geez!