It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday. I know I owe you winners for the last two editions. Those will be announced this weekend.
STAMPEDE!!!!!!!!
Unfounded rumors of Donald Trump’s latest divorce caused a small riot on the streets of New York today. Unfortunately, one of the women had to be put down after she through a shoe and broke her leg. Sports and weather are next.
To Zarqawi’s dismay, all 72 escaped.
“Brides for Odin!”
That’s it — I’m out.
To Zarqawi’s dismay, all 72 escaped.
LOL, dang it.
Come on Daunte, drop Your drawers!
DJA: The Bulls ran away with the market today in a strong second quarter showing.
The Today show immediately issued an apology for interviewing the newly discovered, last living two-horned male in Times Square after the remaining horned females, long resigned to unmarried life, donned wedding gowns and rushed to the scene trying to snare a mate.
“Come back, it’s just a pre-nuptial agreement”
Ex-NYC Mayor Giuliani, credited with cleaning up Times Square, could be heard cussing two blocks over when he saw what sort of ‘entertainment’ had been reintroduced to the area.
Thinking that Mayor Nagin may have been speaking about a confection, women head for New Orleans in droves.
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move ’em on
head em’ up!
head em’ up
move ’em on!
move ’em on
head em’ up!
rawhide
cut em’ out
ride ’em in!
ride ’em in
cut em’ out!
cut em’ out
ride ’em in
rawhide
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…the new mascots for the Marshall Thundering Herd made their debut in New York today…
The cast of “Spamalot” hits Broadway!
Run of the Valkyries.
Here’s a sample of the bonus material you’ll get when you buy the Special Extended Edition of Gary Larson’s ‘Far Side Collection.’
Beef. It’s what’s for dinner.
This shot was taken during the running of the broads moments before events take a turn for the worse when a mid-herd contestant trips and subsequently gores to death two frontrunners. Moments later, Godzilla tears apart half of New York City. No connection between the two events is evident.
The Democratic Women of the Senate demonstrate their “cut and run form” for all New Yorkers to marvel at.
Worship of Mithras unexpectedly surges in New York City.
Welcome to the 1st Annual Running of the MOOnbats. Annnnnnnnnnnnd there off. First out of gates is Michael Moore followed closely by Natalie Maines, Nancy Pelosi, Cynthia McKinney and Cindy Sheehan.
Corn-fed queef.
I said “beef veal” not “beef veil!”
U.S. soccer team returns from Germany.
“Please don’t make fun of us; we’re just bulls trapped in a cow’s body.”
John Kerry, Al Gore and other Democratic presidential candidates left standing at the altar maneuver for another shot at electoral bliss.
“Due to the feminist movement’s complete emasculation of the North American Male, the unmated Wild Cows of New York are often drawn into raging, violent stampedes when exposed to the delicate sounds of a ticking clock.”
I agree
with McGehee
ed
wins
BRIDES OF ODIN!
“On your mark, get set, put on tons of weight after the marriage…we said afterthe wedding.”
“Maureen Dowd was killed in freak, but ironic stampede today…”
“And welcome to the Second Annual Running of the Potential Wives for Dennis Kucinich!
If you’re just joining us, Becky “Big Blue Stater” Brukowski has just trampled the ever-loving daylights out of Gretchen “Grandma Moonbat” Monoco! Truly, this is a race for the ages.”
25 Brides, horney for the last time.
So? So! (Breakfast club flashback) Now everybody and their Sister are catching on to the carpetbeggar craze sweeping NY in recent years?
“In other news, a stampede broke out today in Times Square when an angry herd of albino feminists broke free from their upper east side corral and demanded their balls back.”
” A group of angry women gathered today in Times Square to voice protest against President Bush for cancelling the National Artificial Insimination Program”
Mayor Bloomberg’s recent gaffe: “I unsderstand that gay men are horny and should be married. I support a traditional approach.. white gowns, you know”, has been interpreted as a sign that City Hall is about to make an important announcement.
Liberation Day for the local 1368 teamsters virgins of the 911 hijackoffs..
May our bras burn with them!
The 911 widows form an insurgent coup against Ann Coulter as She attends a book signing gig in NY!
Godless? Yes. Gutless? Never.
“Let’s get out of here, ladies! ‘The Horny Bride’
contest was a great idea, but I just heard that Mike Tyson is one of the judges.”
Mike tyson? ooohhh icky, I almost forgot about that doormat of doofism moron! thanks for reminding Me Steve. ha ha ha
“Get off the sidewalk, horny brides! The Kennedy limo is coming in ten minutes; Patrick lost his license but his drunk-driving mother, Joan, got hers back last Friday. Or, what if Ted’s driving…..OR Willie Kennedy Smith is a passenger and jumps out….RUN, LADIES! VAMANOS!”
Thanks, 914. Much appreciated.
larry king live- tonight nancy pelocie and all the rest of the ladies of the democatic party
Bill should have known ordering Internet brides in bulk was a bad idea.