It’s been a rough stretch of time for pedophiles in Massachusetts.
Yesterday, a guy was arrested for doing absolutely nothing wrong. Raymond Guimond was quietly sitting and eating his pizza when police just up and hauled him off to jail.
Of course, the police might have been motivated by a few facts:
1) Guimond was convicted of sexual assault of a child.
2) He was released from prison on April 3.
3) As terms of his release, he was put on lifetime parole, had to wear an ankle bracelet, and had to avoid all contact with children.
4) He was eating his pizza at a Chuck E. Cheese, where he was also seen taking numerous pictures of children.
And on Sunday, another alleged pedophile saved the folks of Massachusetts some money by avoiding a messy trial. William A. Brandt, a math teacher at Parker Middle School in Taunton, Massachusetts, was accused of having an affair (if one can dignify the ongoing statutory rape as such) with a 14-year-old female student. Brandt, the day after being suspended, was found hanging from a bridge by two high school students.
Guimond’s mother, with whom he has been staying, insists that her son was wrongly arrested. “He was seen with kids in there, and that’s why they arrested him. Over nothing. He was just eating.”
In a Chuck E. Cheese. After being told to avoid being around children.
Anyone want to raise money to buy a rope we can send to Momma Guimond?