Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit; an ace if you will… While there were reference to Blazing Saddles, I was surprised to notice that there was no Bachelor Party reference (Q: Is that the foot-long? A: And then some.).

Anyway if you’re looking for some good old fashion genitalia humor go peruse all of the entries. To explain why I found fustian’s winning entry so funny you’ll have to follow the link I added to illustrate his point.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Tennis star Maria Sharapova at a press conference for the Sony Ericsson Championship

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian) – “It’s a pleasure to meet you Mrs. Mauresmo

2) (jim) – “Uh, sir … down in front.

3) (Rodney Dill) – “Yes the head is bigger, with an improved grip, and excellent recoil… uh we’re still talking about rackets, right?

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Honorable Mention

4) (Spike) – “What I said Ma’am, was, “do you hold two balls when you serve?

5) (MunDane) – “It’s where I hang the towel, ma’am.

6) (Jeff Blogworthy ) – “Sometimes I’m sooo grateful for the collapse of communism.

Honorable Mention for gently mocking Caption Contest participants who had identification problems this week, using a previous edition of the contest, goes to:

(Jim in Harrisburg) – “No sir, I don’t know why some people think Jenny McCarthy looks like Madonna either.

Until next Friday…

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  1. Rodney Dill May 15, 2006
  2. jim May 15, 2006
  3. Jim in Harrisburg May 15, 2006