Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

In this photo released by Playboy, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, poses with Paris Hilton as he celebrates his 80th birthday at the Playboy Mansion in the Holmby Hills area of Los Angeles, Saturday night, April 8, 2006. (AP Photo/Playboy, James Trevenen)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Note: Last week I mentioned that their would be prizes this week. It turns out I was wrong about that. The prizes are for another contest coming next week.

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