OK… This one was worth a special event.
The winner gets a big wet sloppy kiss from the Congresswoman.
Weekend Caption Contest – Special Weekday Edition
OK… This one was worth a special event.
The winner gets a big wet sloppy kiss from the Congresswoman.
Alright Rerun what was that You wanted a fat burger and a bag of fries right! Yeah right Shirley!!
Tallyman?
Harry, is that some kind of JoooBoy or what?
“Holy crap! God is a white man!”
Isthmus be my lucky day!
“Kill the brain and you kill the ghoul.”
I just passed my Members’ Pin
Ladies, gentlemen, and members of the media. My statement is as follows: I was running down one of the halls in the East wing of the Capitol building yelling, “Ho dee do, Ho dee do, Ho dee do” when this policeman grabbed my arm. What is this country we call America coming to? Since when is it a crime for a black woman to try to catch an elevator?
Vote for Random Yak.
Mary Mapes, incognito, as she applies for another journalism position.
“Hillary if you help me, I’ll guarantee an election fraud scandal in my district in ’08.
“A-rest, A-REST????!!!!! WHAT YOU TALKIN’ ‘BOUT, A-REST!!!!!! I AIN’T TIRED. I DON’T NEED NO REST!!!!
Oh-tay, stop comparing her to me!
Subject: Perhaps Miss McKinney should go “quail hunting”!
First of all, just look at her picture looking like “Alfalfa” of “Our Gang” fame. Would you put the “fate of our Nation” in the hands of someone who has this “Jennifer Wilbank’s bug-eyed look” of derangement on her face?!?! Well apparently some folks in Georgia have, and elected this traumatized woman to help “shape our Legislation” in “Congress” (God help us!!!).
Secondly, ever since she got to the House, Miss McKinney has become well known for her off-the- wall racial comments, and her belligerency. This last one, is just the latest of her escapades.
To Miss McKinney every issue has a “dark hidden racial agenda against blacks,” and, all about, the “honkeys” are plotting against her; it’s always “a black thing”!
This woman, like many other Afro-Americans still living in the past, carries a huge “chip on her shoulder” (not to mention a propbable huge “joint” in her pocket, most likely, a leftover from happier days in Jamaica) and is an angry, rude, uncouth, mean-spirited, America-hating, racist moron, who does a disservice to the black community with her antics; like “legislating laws on behalf of Rappers” (You’d think that there are far more important, pressing, matters to address in her community!)!!!
At any rate, what is really amazing is to see how some people on the Far-left have tried to equate her assault on the police officer, to Vice President Cheney’s accident, and claim that if the incident was “glossed” over with Cheney, so should it be with Miss McKinney.
Obviously, those espousing such absurd arguments can not tell the difference between an unpremeditated “accident,” and assaulting a police officer after being hailed to stop by said officer.
It seems that the job has “gone to her head” with Miss McKinney, and that she thinks herself “above the law”! Ironic, coming from the likes of such as she and her fellow Democrats, who use the argument that “…no one is above the Law, not even the President” to try and Impeach President Bush for using his War time Executive Powers to wire-tap Al Qaeda terrorists and protect the American People!!!
On the other hand, the “minimalization” of the gravity of her actions by her camp, alleging that she just “tapped” the officer on the chest with her phone, is banal! Wether she clobbered him with it, or just gave him a “teeny, tiny, weeny, tiddy, bitty, tap on his chest” it is still “ASSAULTING a POLICE OFFICER.” You’d imagine that as a “Congresswoman” Miss McKinney would know better!!!
At any rate, since some have recurred to resurrecting that “dead horse” of a story, Vice President Cheney’s unfortunate hunting accident, in order to spin, equate, and rationalize Miss McKinney’s unacceptable behavior by trying to draw parallels, I propose, “tongue in cheek,” the following:
You all may recall that one of the most virulent in pursuing and making a big scandal of the Cheney accident was none other than NBC Chief White House Correspondent David Gregory, that poor excuse of a “White House Press Corp hack piranha” for a journalist, who often scours the sewers of Washington, bottle in hand, for the least whiff of “effluent” coming from the White House, who made such a stink about “not having been told more promptly,” about such a “monumental incident of International repercussion” (in his opinion), as was Cheney’s unfortunate but meaningless accident, and who was one of those responsible for making of it, in the Media, “much ado about nothing.”
Well, I believe that I have an excellent suggestion, and say that Perhaps Vice President Cheney should be more “Magnanimous,” and setting aside all hard feelings about the vicious and unfair treatment he has often received at the hands of David Gregory as well as of the Congresswoman, should have the kindness to invite him, as well as take advantage of the opportunity to also invite Miss McKinney, to go “quail hunting” with him one of these days in Texas…. It would be sort of “killing two birds with one stone,” as the saying goes…. and just make sure to carry an “elephant gun” with him this time, with cartridges packed with much bigger caliber pellets, than his usual 12 caliber and birdshot….
To think that if Cheney did this, he could possibly have another “accident,” in which case, not only would he do humanity a favor, and our country a great service, but could well become the future “Poster Boy” for a new Haliburton venture in the “pest control” business…….”exterminating rabid vermin”! LOL!!!
LMAO!!!
Althor 🙂
“Congresswoman, if a beaver was caught in headlights at night, what would it look like?”
This is your brain on drugs.
“Im go-nna
buy me a shotgun
and kill all the whities I see”
Uh huh! You did not just bring that po-po up in here!
Margret White “They’re all gonna laugh at you”
The pictured used in the dictionary beside the definition of “Stuck on stupid”.
I consider myself a “prize whore”, entering contests and calling in to radio stations to win the free prizes. With what you are giving away as the prize, you can just count me out this time……
“I MAKE laws – I don’t have to obey them.”
“The winner gets a big wet sloppy kiss from the Congresswoman.”
And I’ve got just the place for her to plant that kiss…
Just call me Vesuvius.
an da next ting you knows – it goes boom!
“Go ahead…call da Po-Po!”
Cynthia McKinney views Danny Glover’s lethal weapon.
President Hillary Clinton’s first nominee to the Supreme Court was not well received.
“The winner gets a big wet sloppy kiss from the Congresswoman.”? Sorry, no way I’m entering. Can’t take the chance I might win…
Cynthia McKinney embarks on her new career in acting. Pictured here is her audition for the role of Buckwheat in the new Little Rascals movie. Said the producer, “Sure, we’d have to change the character from a little boy child to a semi-retarded adult female, but I bet we can make it work.”
The new McKinney roadster. From “female BLACK congresswoman” to “female BLACK” unemployed felon in 8.5 seconds. Vacant stare and race card not optional.
Queen of the Zombie MoonBats!
or
Cynthia McKinney getting sentenced for assault on a Police Officer … Priceless!
If the hair’s unfit, you must acquit!
Good lord you guys crack me up
Cynthia Mckinny does a double take when the Fox News reporterette asks McKinny about her career as an exotic dancer.
HEY HONKEY !
Who You calling a Bigot !
Zsa Zsa Gabor
after falling asleep out in the sun.. But dahling i simply did not mean to hit the occifer..
As Ron White would say
“You just can cure STUPID”
As Ron White would say
“You just can’t cure STUPID”
When asked if she would consider apologizing to the guard she assaulted Congresswoman McKinney replies :
“Iz you crazy??”
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The reaction from Cynthia McKinney when she recieved the news that she had lost her reelection bid (background music – “The night the lights went out in Georgia”)
Cynthia McKinney’s showing off her award winning performance as the stand in for Aunt Esta on Sanford and Son.
You know, when you jerry-rig a congressional district to include the most sheep you get more than you bahhhhh-gain for in Washington.
Boo Got Shot?!?!?
I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille.
Publicity photo from the new reality show, Who Wants to Marry a Really Fucking Stupid Person?
As Cynthia McKinney was speaking, someone behind her, hit her in the ass with a ten foot cattle prod and squeezed the button.
My brother Buckwheat has a bad temper just like me>