Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ produced a bouquet of high quality domestic entries, but the winner made judicious use of French. Of course tossing in a bukakke reference didn’t hurt either… There are so many good entries you should be sure to pursue the entire list – you won’t be disappointed. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Natalie Oliveros poses in her apartment in New York March 21, 2006. Oliveros, who is also known as adult video actress Savanna Samson, has produced the wine Sogno Uno which received a 91 (outstanding) rating from wine expert Robert Parker. REUTERS/Keith Bedford

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Hamish) – “Sogno Uno was our second choice for a name. My personal favorite, ‘Chateau Bukkake Soixante-Neuf,’ didn’t test as well with focus groups.

2) (virgo) – “HOMEWORK with miss LaFave.

3) (LJD) – “Smooth on the palate, robust, with bold tendencies, sweet overtones, and a zesty finish…
…and the wine’s not bad either.

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Honorable Mention

4) (Master Shake) – “How you doin’?

5) (bullwinkle) – “Sales of the new wine dropped instantly when the story leaked that Ron Jeremy personally installed the cork in every bottle.

6) (HankF) – “Sogno Uno – all you need is a corkscrew, hand cream and tissues.

The Succinctly Stated Award goes to:

(Dodo David) – “Wine & Cheesecake

Until next Friday…

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  1. Rodney Dill March 27, 2006