Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

Last weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ captured the spirit of debauchery that is Spring Break. As I spent last Sunday in airports fighting the crowds of flying Spring Breakers I wasn’t in much of a position to do the judging. Safely home after a long week of travel, now I have a chance to post the results. The assignment was to caption the following picture:

A woman reacts in the pool of a hotel during spring break in Cancun, Mexico, Tuesday, March 14, 2006. The sugar-white sand beaches are back after being swept away by Hurricane Wilma five months ago. But there are no stages for wet T-shirt contests, and MTV won't be hosting its spring break beach party. (AP Photo/Gregory Bull)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Uncle Mikey) – “Spring Break ’73-75: the Sheehan years

2) (John) – “Winner of the “face of VD” competition.

3) (jumbo) – “Hey Mom and Dad! These cool guys say I can be in their video! Your little girl is gonna be A STAR!

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Honorable Mention

4) (Faith+1) – “See I swallowed it all. NEXT!

5) (Rick13) – “Chelsea Clinton shows the world which side of the family she got the dominant genes from!

6) (Weegie) – “I want to be appreciated for my mind!

The Tasteless But Timely Award goes to:

(Mark) – “The one place they never thought to look for Natalee Holloway, the Aruba Hilton swim-up bar.

Until a few hours from now…

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