John Kerry was in New Hampshire this weekend, laying groundwork for a second failure — er, attempt — at the presidency. While campaigning for a Democratic state senator, Kerry spelled out his dynamic, controversial, inspiring positions. For example:
- He’s against lying.
- He wants to capture Bin Laden.
- He believes in obeying the law.
- He is against incompetent bureaucrats.
- He is in favor of more jobs for Americans.
Oh, and he’s also in favor of socializing the hell out of our medical system.
But there’s STILL no word on when he’ll actually keep his promise and release his full military service records, as he promised Tim Russert on Meet The Press on April 18, 2004. But what’s 2 years, really?