Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney speaks during his keynote address to the U.S. Labor Department's 2006 National Summit on Retirement Savings at the Willard Hotel in Washington March 2, 2006. REUTERS/Larry Downing

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

Handicapping American Idol II
Sittin' on the dock of the bay, watching the political tide roll away