Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney hunts pheasant in South Dakota in this November 5, 2002 file photo. REUTERS/David Bohrer/White House/Handout

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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