Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, generating over 150 entries. In the vast history of the Weekend Caption Contest I can’t remember a winner from the very first entry, but even a non-LOTR fan like me can see the humor in a Gollum reference… The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY) greets people as she arrives for U.S. President George W. Bush's the State of the Union address at the U.S. Capitol in Washington January 31, 2006. REUTERS/Jason Reed

Here are the winning entries:

1) (solo) – “He has our prrrrecious

2) (McGehee) – “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

3) (Rodney Dill) – “Tazers, not just for self-defense anymore.

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Honorable Mention

4) (OregonMuse) – “I’m sorry, but it’s been frozen like this ever since I took a wrong turn and accidentally walked in on Dick Cheney in the Senate men’s room.

5) (Hamish) – “Senator, if that’s your ‘O-Face,’ I think I understand why Bill spent so much time catting around.

6) (Lindy R. Dole) – “DNC Factoid: Only Hillary can hit the high notes during the queefing of the Star Spangled Banner.

The Would That It Were True Award goes to:

(JimK ) – ““He f****ed another one…I’m sorry, Hill.”


Until next Friday…

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  1. OC Chuck February 6, 2006
  2. jb February 6, 2006
  3. Rodney Dill February 6, 2006
  4. Dodo David February 6, 2006
  5. nick February 6, 2006
  6. solo February 6, 2006
  7. moseby February 6, 2006
  8. McGehee February 6, 2006
  9. epador February 7, 2006
  10. epador February 7, 2006
  11. tom February 7, 2006
  12. Rodney Dill February 7, 2006