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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

January 23, 2006 Weekend Caption Contest 5 Comments

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ had ’em screaming for more. The entries were like a Freudian nightmare focused on a geriatric johnson and the trollish Helen Thomas – enough to give one many sleepless nights. The winning entries brought the funny – it remains to be seen if they’ll erase the memories of Thomas and Cheney re-enacting the Starr Report…

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney is seen speaking at a luncheon in New York January 19, 2006. REUTERS/Chip East

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Alex_fs) – “Vice President Dick Cheney at Chicago’s annual Player’s Ball demonstrating the proper deployment of a strong pimp hand.“

2) (Hoodlumman) – “So then I pat Pelosi on the head, told her to shut the **** up and go get me some coffee…“

3) (Justin @ RSR) – “Let me introduce you to my invisible friend, Mr. Democrat Agenda.“

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Honorable Mention

4) (V the K) – “You must be this tall to ride the Wild Cheney.” Andrew Sullivan immediately ran out to get his heels.

5) (Stephen Macklin) – “Just picture it. The terrorists are sitting down to dinner and the Predator comes zooming in and blam. Dead Terrorists and burnt falafel.“

6) (anonymoose) – “After Jacques Chirac made his speech about using a nuclear response against the state sponsoring a terrorist attack against France, I patted him on the head, just like this. It was just so _cute_.“

The Moonbat Mania Award goes to:

(spacemonkey) – “Daily Kos Headline: Chickenhawk Cheney Can’t Salute!”

Until next Friday…

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5 Comments

  1. edmcgon January 23, 2006

    The “Mr. Democrat Agenda” should have been the winner.

  2. RedStateGranny January 23, 2006

    #2 brought tears to my eyes!!

    **still laughing**

  3. CR January 23, 2006

    Have to disagree here. #5 is the definite runaway favorite (to me, anyways).

  4. brainy435 January 23, 2006

    Off-topic, but:

    Did anyone catch the lame “Outrageous Moments in TV” or some-such on NBC this weekend? It included Cheneys “Known-unknowns” speech with a lame-ass laugh track as some kind of morons-on-TV segment. Pissed me off.

  5. Rodney Dill January 23, 2006

    I agree with edmcgon, Justin @ RSR’s in my opinion was the best, but another great contest with a bunch of good winners.

    Late non-entry:

    In introducing his fellow speaker at the event, Dick Cheney rememebered NOT to inform Ted Kennedy about the trick trapdoor.