I have a simple little question: over the last 40 years, which of the following has suffered the worst abuse at the hands of Massachusetts’ Senator Edward Moore Kennedy (D-Chivas)?
1) The American Taxpayer
B) The English Language
III) His Own Liver
d) Other (fill in your own answer).
After careful consideration, I decided to exclude Mary Jo Kopechne as a possible answer in the interest of keeping this a viable discussion. I think it’s fair to say that I put far more thought into eliminating her from this discussion than Teddy did in eliminating her life.