This one is priceless.
You are about to be $8.95 poorer.
(6.95 if you had the buffet.)
You’re welcome to try and beat it in the comments but it will be an uphill battle.
This one is priceless.
You are about to be $8.95 poorer.
(6.95 if you had the buffet.)
You’re welcome to try and beat it in the comments but it will be an uphill battle.
I got this one in a fortune cookie myself:
“The greatest danger could be your stupidity.”
John Kerry’s fortune:
“Breaking into fortune cookies in the dead of night, reading the fortunes, terrorizing children with the cracking sound made when cookies are opened and, you know, breaking open even more historical fortune cookies, religious fortune cookies. Whether you like it or not… Iraqis should be doing that.”
From today’s lunch at a buffet near Atlanta…
“The fortune you seek is in another cookie.”
“Democrats will not win back Congress this decade”
(Copyright 1994)
I’ll be damned. It still works.
Nuts
“God hates you”
I heard that was in a politician’s fortune cookie back in the early 90’s or late 80’s; can anyone help me find a link?
Inspected by No. 6
Idea you going to eat this cookie, just plain wrong.
Jesus loves you,everyone else thinks your
a asshole!!!
Here’s an actual fortune from an actual fortune cookie. 10-12 of us are sitting at the big round table and this fortune made it almost all the way around the table ’til someone read it correctly:
“You will be well respected by your pears”
It’s still funny as crap every time I remember — thanks for listening!
EricR
John Kerry’s fortune:
“Breaking into fortune cookies in the dead of night, reading the fortunes, terrorizing children with the cracking sound made when cookies are opened and, you know, breaking open even more historical fortune cookies, religious fortune cookies. Whether you like it or not… Iraqis should be doing that.”
Posted by: Peter F. at December 16, 2005 05:04 PM
Thanks Peter! Even if I just about choked to death!!!!
“Instructions: (1) Break open cookie. (2) Read fortune. (3) Eat cookie.”
“Your gratuity is $8.20. Leave it on the table or you will experience a dreadful calamity soon.”
WARNING: Do not eat food until reading this important informatio……….
Got this is a restaurant in New Orleans, La.:
You need a change. Try Canada.
my personal favorite in bed: “When you feel defensive, examine what you fear”(in bed)!
i actually got these and still have them saved:
“a good way to stay healthy is to eat more chinese food”
“in some fortune cookies, there are no fortunes”
🙂