Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit, generating many, many very funny entries. Hopefully I captured some of the best of the humor with this slate of winners. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Mark Zuckerman, center, gathers his workers for a last minute pep talk at 5: 30 a.m., just before opening the doors for early morning Black Friday shoppers at the Target in Cherry Hill, N.J., Friday, Nov. 25, 2005. (AP Photo/ Jose F. Moreno)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (george) – “The Festivus Shopping Season begins with the traditional ‘airing of grievances’

2) (McGehee) – “You want the vermouth!? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE VERMOUTH!!!

3) (fred lawson) – “Bobby Knight goes Retail…

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Honorable Mention

4) (lawhawk) – “It’s Target. No… It’s Targét. Target. Targét. You wanna piece of me?!

5) (Johnd01) – “And we’re gonna sell toasters, and we’re gonna sell Game Boys, and we’re gonna sell sweatpants… and we’re gonna go all the way to the White Sale!… Yeeeeeahhh!

6) (c) – “I’ve got 14 — (count ’em, 14) — high-powered consultants who say OSM is a slam dunk.

The Dance Monkey Boy Award goes to:

(JimK) – “Developers, developers, developers developers! DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!

Until next Friday…

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  1. Rodney Dill November 28, 2005
  2. Ralf November 28, 2005
  3. Chad November 28, 2005
  4. Nicholas November 28, 2005
  5. Taz November 28, 2005
  6. McGehee November 28, 2005
  7. fred lawson November 29, 2005