Yesterday, Laurence Simon wrote about the new Elvis Coffee. Coming on the heels of the McDonald’s ads touting how they’re now carrying Newman’s Own Organics Blend Coffee, I immediately thought of another celebrity coffee brand that, as a non-coffee-drinker, I just KNOW would be a smash hit.
“Michael Jackson Coffee. Forget the cream — this blend starts out black, but gradually lightens itself. Wait long enough, and it’ll eventually turn into pure milk. You’ll save a fortune on cream!
Keep out of reach of small children.”