Tonight, the Country Music Awards are airing on CBS.
Apparently, one of the performers will be Bon Jovi.
I don’t know if it’s the whole band or just Jon Bon Jovi, and I have absolutely no desire to find out, but either way I think they’ll be seriously out of place.
And there better NOT be a rain of fire. Bullwinkle FINALLY got around to washing the Shaggin’ Wagon.
Hey, Bullwinkle, what the hell happened to my roof rack?
This is what happens when you send a moose to do a man’s job…