Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ tapped a rich vein of Maureen Dowd loathing. At 186 entries, it was just about unjudgeable. I know I left many excellent entries on the cutting room floor, but such is my task each and every week – just more so this week…

The assignment this week was to caption this picture (which I was fully aware had some collected quotes at Drudge as well) of New York Times coloumnist Maureen Dowd:

Maureen Dowd at Bar Centrale in Manhattan, with its proprietor, Joe Allen. Photo: Jeff Riedel for The New York Times

Here are the winning entries:

1) ((McGehee) – “Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows you’re lame.

2) (sentinel) – “Hey apron, who said you could make eye contact?

3) (Weegie) – “If you want your beer like you want your women – cold and bitter with a weak head, you’re a Harpy man. And I’m your Harpy woman.

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Honorable Mention

4) (Rodney Dill) – “Would you like to sample the shark, Ms. Dowd?

No thanks. Professional courtesy.

5) (Kevin P. Craver) – “Hey, handsome, that $50 will buy you more than TimesSelect, if you know what I mean.

6) (Hoodlumman) – “Eat your hearts out. I don’t look a day over 53.

The Full Tin-Foil Jacket Award goes to:

bullwinkle) – “Hey, you got girlfriend New York? Me so horny. Me love you long time. Twenty dollar.

Until next Friday…

The wages of sin
NFL Cheerleaders Gone Wild!


  1. bullwinkle November 7, 2005
  2. Rodney Dill November 7, 2005
  3. OneDrummer November 7, 2005
  4. Rodney Dill November 7, 2005
  5. jim lovell November 8, 2005