Carolina Panther cheerleaders Angela Keathley, 26 (left) and Renee Thomas, 20 (right) were arrested early Sunday morning at a Tampa Bay area bar after a bathroom fight. According to the police report, witnesses say the two Top Cat cheerleaders were having sex in a stall at Banana Joe’s, when other female bar patrons waiting to use the bathroom started shouting at them. After leaving the stall Thomas allegedly punched one of the other female customers in the face, and when arrested used a false identity – allegedly from an third Panther cheerleader not present. Keathley was said to be so drunk she was barely able to stand.
The Panthers were in Tampa Bay to play the Buccaneers. Carolina won the game 34-14.
Additional reports from WCNC Charlotte and a newer report from video report from Tampa Bay’s WTSP.
Update: Not unexpectedly the Carolina Panthers have fired the two women.
Shouldn’t they be working for the Vikings?
Watch for this sign to soon be seen in the stands:
“Our team can whip your team,
our girls can lick your girls.”
Better to play tail back for the Panthers than tight end for the Packers.
cheerleaders gone wild!
… wait for it …
yes!…
http://cheerzone.com/pic/product/SP78167170.gif
jeez what a little make-up does, huh?!
Given some of the pro team performances this season I bet if they televised lesbian-cheerleader-sex-and-ass-whupping on pay per view they’d make a fortune…
Beat me to it arb, dang!
It just confirms all guys suspections of what goes on in the female bathroom….at stripcllubs, errr nightclubs.
Was Snoop-dog there?
You know, I can remember back when you could take your kids to a strip club, without the girls acting like a bunch of cheerleaders . . .
Whenever I say I love Bush these days, nobody believes me.
“Shouldn’t they be working for the Vikings?”
They should be working for the Dike-Kings.
Guess I should have realized that video report wouldn’t be what I hoped….er, expected.
You know, if they had just gone into the mensroom to do the nasty they could have avoided the whole problem.
1) The line would have been shorter if it existed at all. Hence, no upset patrons. Most guys would probably just hold it for the opportunity to witness such an event. Hell, they might even be willing to break the “sharing a urinal taboo”. Worse case they would have used the sink.
2) Guys would have NOT minded one bit at two hot cheerleaders going at in the mensroom. I highly expect there would have been cheering and it wouldn’t have been from the cheer leaders.
3) Instead of punching someone out she most likely would have only needed to high five a few people.
You know, I just as in to girl-on-girl sex as the next well-adjusted man, but there is just something really eeeewwwww about climbing into a bathroom stall to do your thing. That’s why they have those dark corners in strip clubs. There is a time and place for everything.
I can’t imagine two young drunk cheerleaders wanting to hide their lesbian activity in a bar. The report said nothing about a man being in the stall with them, so we all assume it was lesbian. I think they were in the stall doing coke. Why else would they hide?
While I can’t get back into WCNC report (registration required after first visit it seems), it’s entirely possible Keathley was puking in the stall and not engaging in a sex act. Read down in the WCNC report and witnesses say she was “extremely drunk” or words to that affect.
CBS Sports writes:
“Keathley was allegedly so intoxicated she could barely stand and would not cooperate with police.”
Also sounds like Owen was not Owen at all, but someone else who looked her. Again from CBS:
“The police report states that Keathley’s companion, identified as Renee Thomas by WTSP-TV, Tampa’s CBS affiliate, punched one of the women, identified as Melissa Holden by the Tribune, waiting to use the bathroom, giving her a black eye. Police were called while all three women were escorted from the club.”
Full report here.
Sounds to me like one friend was holding another’s hair back all right, but for other,um, passionless reasons.
Looks like Maureen Dowd missed all the barroom action again.
Anyone see the movie “The Replacements”?
Remember the cheerleaders?
I bet they weren’t sexing it up in there. They could have gotten a room if that’s what they wanted. No, I bet all the “action” was going up their noses.
Yep, count my vote, too, for the nasal-hoohahs. Either that, or they were really, really, REALLY drunk. Since their mug shots have them captured making reasonably focused eye contact with THE MAN, I’m thinking they weren’t so much drunk as they were lost in deep powder.
As for the fake name/ID thing, earlier reports said one of them was 22, but MSNBC.com says she was 20.
So she was using a friend’s ID to get into the club (and drink), then was cornered when busted for something else.
Looks like the Panthers aren’t pleased with the traffic their web site is getting…It’s nothing but a logo.
http://www.panthers.com
Don’t know about you guys, but I’ve already pre-ordered the DVD of the movie that’s going to be made about this.
Being a self-proclaimed expert on women in altered states of consciousness, I have to go with the drug angle. Really good looking women who are really drunk are still really good looking women. Really good looking women on some really bad drugs look like those mug shots.
I’m with Lew Clark, but lets not forget the effects of bad flourescent lighting and horrible lenses on police poloroid cameras.
A little blow and girl-on-girl action never hurt anyone. Come on, people, lighten up!
Yeah, they should have been in the mens room–and I blame that mistake on being too fucked up, and originally intending to only pee.
Mark:
Thanks for that line … it’s pure genius:
“Sorry m’am … I blame the mistake on being too fucked up, and originally intending to only pee.”
new entry in the Maureen Dowd caption contest:
“I eat cheerleaders for breakfast.”
So… is there any question who is the ‘male’ in that bathroom stall relationship? I mean, look at that HONKER!
“Well you see, I met your second mother in a bathroom stall, and proposed to her there…”
The real story: they were drunk, blondie Renee got sick, brunette Angela (an RN + Paramedic) was helping her and gee she was in the same stall, other bitches in the bathroom make a smart-ass comment about “sounds like you were getting it on”, blondie throws a punch. Sorry to disappoint.
Topcats United:
Right on! Free the Banana Joe Two!!
Come here, girl!
Come here, girl!
I can make your toes to curl!
What the hell is Mile66 talking about? There should be a competency screening test before allowing someone to post a comment.
It’s true that the camera adds about 15 lbs…..right to that girl’s nose.
Enough about them having “sex”, how about some friggin details?!!!! Girl on Girl “sex” cannot be qualified with just that one word.
There biggest crime was picking the wrong bathroom! If they’d have gone into the guys bathroom and had sex no one would have complained at all!
Thanks for the link to Independent Sources Hot Cheerleader Sex which has the best coverage so far.
Wizbang your source of hot girl-on-girl links!
That is so hot.
Whats the big deal? Was there only one stall in there? Couldn’t the jealous ladies use another one? I agree they were in ther “powdering their noses”
Topcats United said:
“The real story: they were drunk, blondie Renee got sick, brunette Angela (an RN + Paramedic) was helping her and gee she was in the same stall, other bitches in the bathroom make a smart-ass comment about “sounds like you were getting it on”, blondie throws a punch. Sorry to disappoint.”
Close, but not quite. Angela, the brunette, was the one so drunk she couldn’t stand. Horking, moaning and groaning I can understand. I assume that Ms. Thomas took offense at the insinuation that they were having a tryst and therefore threw the punch.
And she’s the one in the most trouble for being underage and using a false ID. I understand the actual owner of the ID has been fired as well.
Well… As a former NFL cheerleader, I would like to make a comment on this situation.
What these girls did is nothing new to the world of NFL cheerleading. Hot Girl on Girl sex is the norm on most of the squads and I myself must admit to partaking in lots of hot sex with my fellow cheerleaders.
I mean goddamn we are only human and being around gorgeous girls u are gonna want to jump their bones :)~
However i must admit , I never did the bathroom stall with my playmates, we had a little more class then that lol
We did make-out in public places like bars , but the hardcore sex didnt occur until we were behind close doors.
What kind of crops of cheerleaders is the NFL producing today!!?!?!?!?
Lisa, you sound like a cool girl.
Are you in the Boston area, and if so, let’s hang out.
Interesting – – I wanted to save this article to show my dad the hillarity of it all. And when I did so, look how the title is being saved. . .
Carolina Panthers (Lesbian) Cheerleaders @ Wizbang
Now consider what they were doing in the “Whizzer”, allegedly “banging”. Just got a chuckle out of it & wanted to share. . .
P.S., Lisa – the former NFL chearleader above? You just gave hope to all of us who watch sports for a glimpse at the cheerleaders, Ha-ha YOU’RE so hot! I think you’d better get something out on a Vid & make some real money! ;)~
It’s times like this one must ask themselves ….. what would Charlie Sheen do?
by the way Lisa if you ever want to dress in your old cheerleading outfit lmao
Uhhh please don’t try to ruin the lesbian cheeleader fantasy for me…thanks
Theses ladies are like lesbos…Sorry we miss the silly and dumb action…next time get a camera to report it and send it to ABC’s 20/20 or THE VIEW to have fun talking about it…