Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Maureen Dowd at Bar Centrale in Manhattan, with its proprietor, Joe Allen. Photo: Jeff Riedel for The New York Times

Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The bar is now closed.

Well, now we know why he calls himself "Scooter..."
A legitimate use of "fake, but accurate?"