Explaining Liberals to Our Conservative Readers

Liberals can be a confusing lot. So as a service to our conservative readers who might not otherwise understand them, I offer this handy guide to understanding the liberal mindset.


Perjury according to Liberals

Perjury by the President of the United States: No big deal. Everyone lies.
Perjury by an assistant to the Vice-President who until last month almost no one had ever heard of: A serious challenge to our democracy and he should be executed.

Special Prosecutor expanding an original investigation to cover perjury by the President of the United States: A partisan tool, out of control prosecutor , hell-bent on destroying our country.
Special Prosecutor expanding an original investigation to cover perjury by an assistant to the Vice-President who until last month almost no one had ever heard of: An absolute requirement for the sake of our country. Democracy would crumble without it.

Lies vs Truth according to Liberals

Telling the truth about Saddam Hussian trying to get uranium from Niger. = Lie
Joe Wilson lying about the “16 words.” = Truth

Good vs Evil according to Liberals

Bush telling the truth about Saddam. Bad Bad Bad
Wilson telling a lie about the President Good Good Good
Telling the truth about Joe Wilson whose lies helped Saddam. Bad Bad Bad


In short, they are 180 degrees out of phase.

And notice the difference between the behavior of the 2 parties. When a Democrat is accused of wrong doing, all the democrats run to the TV and attack the accuser and defend the wrongdoer. (Ken Starr was an evil horrible out of control thug and Clinton was an innocent victim.)

Do you see the right smearing Fitzgerald? Nope. (granted I’m busy with a hurricane but) I have not seen a single example. During the Monica era, you could not turn on the TV without seeing 10 Democrats attacking Ken Starr. All the news weeklies ran stories on how horrible Starr was. Do you see that with Fitz? Nope.

This is why I so often find myself using the word “delusional” to describe liberals. To be a liberal you must simply believe things that are not true.

That’s why the nation is increasingly voting them out of office. Sure, young kids and blacks who have been spoon feed lies from birth will vote for them, but anyone who can tie their own shoes knows better.

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