In a break from your regularly scheduled political programming, I give you the prospect of TomKat progeny.
Poor kid’s gonna be all shades and chompers.
Update: In comments, Insomniac asks: “What’s with the hair-pulling death grip?”
A good and oft-pondered question. It is a Tom Cruise phenomenon that the Manolo has been studying for some time, so I’ll let him show you more of the Death Grip of Super Masculinity, though it is doubtful that anyone will ever be able to truly explain it.