Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ proves that in some contests everyone is a winner. That’s the case here, as the mere sight of these lovely ladies and their large.. er.. beers, cause some regulars to just ‘tap out.‘ Picking winning entries was (as you could imagine) extremely hard…

Here are the winning entries for this memorable picture:

Girls in traditional Bavarian clothes toast with one-litre beer mugs during the opening day of the Oktoberfest in Munich September 17, 2005. Millions of beer drinkers from around the world will come to the Bavarian capital Munich for the world's biggest and most famous beer festival, the Oktoberfest. The 172st Oktoberfest lasts from September 17 until October 3. Some six million people are expected to visit 14 enormous tents, each capable of holding up to 10,000 people at a time, drinking some 5.5 million litres (1.453 million U.S. gallons) of beer in the process. REUTERS/Michaela Rehle

1) (OregonMuse) – “Now they’re chugging large quarts of beer. Is there anything that big-breasted blondes can’t do?“

2) (SCSIwuzzy) – “That’s it, ladies. Drink till I’m pretty.“

3) (Dodo David) – “Happy Hour at Hooters (and vice versa)“

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Honorable Mention

4) (Guido) – “Titzkrieg!“

5) (Prigsby) – “The Levees haven’t quite burst, but they sure are over-topping!“

6) (Gabriel Chapman) – “I’d Tap that“

The That S**t’s Just Not Right Award goes to:

AkBigBoy) – “After twelve beers, Joe Lockhart looked over the table at Helen Thomas and had a vision and a thought that would haunt him to the end of his days…”

Until next Friday…

10 Comments

Scott Wickstein September 26, 2005

I have to say the ‘drink till I’m pretty’ comment seems like a clear winner to me.
Tad Babbert September 26, 2005

I’m jealous I didn’t think of it. I also like the drink till I’m pretty comment the best. Nicely done.
SCSIwuzzy September 26, 2005

Saddly enough, they’ll need bigger steins to drink THAT much.
But thanks. It’s been a long time since I’ve been able to make that joke (when it wore out its welcome in the halcyon days of frat parties and rugby games)
larry September 26, 2005

What else can best describe the pic????
JAT0 September 26, 2005

If you had a caption contest like this each week – well – they would come! I mean come in droves – yes Kevin (Ray) they would come – most certainly they would come! Come from all parts of the land – just to see!
JAT0 September 26, 2005

Sorry, but the picture here is just asking for a caption!

http://lucianne.com/

Momma Moonbat and the Reverend
Henry September 26, 2005

hey guys, I’m still alive. I’m @ the training facility for MSC, and thankfully I can get a wi-fi signal for the ‘net. I’ll be here another 2 weeks before they put me on a ship, then I’ll literally be gone (unless I run across an internet cafe overseas).

When that happens, you can see updates here.
bullwinkle September 26, 2005

My Cows can still be captioned till Thursday.
Gabriel Chapman September 26, 2005

I was really suprised that no one had made the “tap” reference. It seemed like the obvious choice.
Fred Z September 26, 2005

Germans just cannot be all bad, not with girls and beers like that.

In 1983 I had a June vacation in Germany that I will never forget, filled with stuff like your picture. Ein Schampus bar, ein Bierzeld, Schutzenfest. I was even sober once.

Herr Wizbanger, you’re killing me mit der memories of der mammaries.

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