I know, I know we didn’t mention that Monday is Talk Like A Pirate Day…
Since some of you want to do it anyway, feel free to do it here…
Talk Like A Pirate… If You Must
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Kevin
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A pirate walks into a bar with a Captain’s wheel
shoved down the front of his pants.
The bartender asks, “What’s with that Captain’s wheel shoved down the front of your pants?”
The pirate replies, “Aargh! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Well, I can talk ABOUT a pirate…
Well, that didn’t work, blimey.
Again,
ABOUT a pirate…
Arrr! Shiver me timbers, mateys!
Hoo boy, now I’m speechless.
That’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day, me hearty.
DAMMMIT….I can’t escape the friggin’ Wiggles in my own workplace. If Wednesday is going to be “Act like a Doodlebop….i’m outa here!!
Mark,
I agree – anyone who actually knows who this pcture is, obviously has young kids.
Who’s next — Dora? Barney?
Only a man with preschoolers would post a picture of the wiggles.
And even worse, only a man with a preschoolers could name them.
Nice, the Wiggles! 😉
There’s a puffy shirt joke in here somewhere.
Chris
http://amateureconblog.blogspot.com/
And only a sadist would make a late-night post including the Wiggles–an obvious cruel trap for those of us who would see it before coffee.
Yar! When them poxy Wiggles hove inta view I was ready to shiver the timbers of the hulk that carried their curse-ed forms. I hoist the Jolly Roger and swab my gun decks for ye’re goin ta have grape from my 20 pounders cutting yar rigging ta shreds. Ya scurvy wiggles-posting sonuvawhore!
Well blow me down shiver me timbers and avasty you mateys
Murray: Sure yer’ a pirate,but where are yer’ buccaneers?
Pirate: They’re under me ‘buckin’ hat!
Argh…
Talk like Andrew Sullivan?