Every now and then, a photo comes out just too late to be used in the Weekend Caption Contest, and we here at Wizbang beat our heads against the wall at the missed opportunity.
Not this time.
This time, the photo was so damned great, we decided to hold the very first Wizbang Weekday Caption Contest.
Winners should be announced Thursday.
Update: Comments closed, winners announced here.
Fat Bastard conference call.
“Can you hear me now? Good!”
“Can you hear me now? Good!”
“Please delivah one dozen frozen margaritas to…”
There HAS to be a liquor store open SOMEWHERE in this state…
Makes me want to puke!
Where is Sirhan Sihran when we need him?
“Nope. No signal here, either.
“No, Teddy, we don’t know where a stripper bar is open, and we’re right behind you for God’s sake.”
No babe, these guys are a bunch of pussies.three drinks and they want to call a taxi.
As soon as they saw the moonbat symbol beamed onto the clouds overhead the three immediately called Commissioner Soros for instructions.
Three blind mice, three blind mice…
See how they run, see how they run…
They all ran after Roberts’ life…
Who cut off their tails with a logic knife…
Did you ever see such a thing in your life?
As three blind mice?
The Icy Hot Stuntaz haven’t aged well at all!
Tryouts for the new Clint Eastwood movie.
The Deaf, The Dumb and the Drunk
Municating, verb; definition:
Three fat white men, with white hair and polo shirts, (I, You and He She or It) unable to speak to each other.
Conjugate: I municate, You municate, He She or It municates.
the “sandwhich” predator senators close in a new type of victim …the male species. has fat-ted (the swimmer) and his bar buddy chris dodd had a glass too many or is senator lieberman starting to look a little like bit like angela joli?
Whispers – “Hi Teddy. This is Joe. I’m eavesdropping on Chris Dowd and he says forget the Pats, that with the point spread, bet is on the Steeelers this week.”
Lieberman: “Yeah, it was Rove… again! Him and that damn glue gun.”
I don’t know how these other two guys feel, but I feel like I am surrounded by ” A Confederacy of Dunces”
Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest
Pssst, hey Chris, you think Teddy can swim?
Feeling frustratedly hapless, three ETs try phoning home in unison to boost their signal.
The three main reasons “Congressional Casual Day” was cancelled.
Do I make you randy, baby?
Finally, evidency to prove that Ted Kennedy is not always on the left!
“Yes Hillary -right away”
Once again Joe (the handwringer) chooses to be a centrist!
Your Senate at work – Another typical morning meeting – getting the talking points from the NYTimes., Soros, and Michael Moore!
‘Casting call’ for the 2006 movie release modernizing the old nursery rhyme–
“Winken, Blinken, and Nodded off with his face buried in some hooker’s crotch after 2 bottles of Chivas.”
‘Buy as much Haliburton as you can find.’
“Can’t you guys get ANYTHING on Roberts? There’s got to be something!”
Apparently the networking for dirt on the new Supreme Court nominee wasn’t going well. Insiders saying the biggest problem being, most of their contacts were too busy cleaning up Ted Kennedy’s old messes, to get much else done.
Ok, the first one to get through to Dean’s parole officer let the other two know…
Dodd: “blah blah blah….”
Lieberman: “blah blah blah…”
Kennedy: “You heard me right. I said the hookers are back to work down here. Now bring me my heart medicine.”
“Lost Three, this is Lost One. Are you Lost Two?”
Judge Roberts we thought of some more questions we want to ask you…..
Kennedy: “What are you wearing?”
Dodd: “A green polo shirt, no pocket. Why do you ask?”
Kennedy: “Er, sorry. Force of habit.”
Lieberrman: “Can you believe there isn’t a kosher muffaletta to be found in this G-dforsaken place?”
Sent to evaluate damage in the area, three homesick New England Democratic Senators spent hours trying to find a restaurant in New Orleans with a twin lobster special.
Ted’s PR hack calls for the forth time to advise him to steer clear of any part of New Orleans still under more than six feet of water.
Shilling for Cingular to draw PAC contributions, Senators Dodd, Lieberman, and Kennedy display their choreography for “Mobile Macarena”.
Of course the phones weren’t doing anything. They were in “Demo” mode.
Dodd, Kennedy and Lieberman inadvertantly become the new Three Stooges by answering their phones at the same time:
“Hello, Hello, HELLOOOOOOO!”
It’s amazing how many senators have “Haveh Nagileh” as a ringtone.
Hello roundtable i want a big big pizza with everything on it and delivered to a the corneof fourth and elm you,ll see us there when you arive
1. Technology at its worst:- Calling each other when they are together.
2. Nationwide Free calling:- Even Senators can use
3. Don’t worry I will not tell Ted and Dodd
Ted:”No, Chris, I don’t want a Joe sandwich!”
Kennedy:What do you mean they evacuated all the hookers!
Liberman: Oye Veh!
Dodd: Jesus, If Ted doesen’t get his hooker this is going to be a looong trip.
During the confirmation hearings for Judge Roberts the democratic senators received a note saying please call this number for a recorded message from the President:
“suckers”
Senator Kennedy uses his mind control device on the last two sane Democrats and says, “The cycle is complete, now I am the master.”
Budget Cuts: Free mobile to mobile minutes.
What is the frequency,Kenneth?
Winkin’ Blinkin’ and Dodd
whasup!
WHasuuppp!
WHASSSUUUPPPP!