Every now and then, a photo comes out just too late to be used in the Weekend Caption Contest, and we here at Wizbang beat our heads against the wall at the missed opportunity.
Not this time.
This time, the photo was so damned great, we decided to hold the very first Wizbang Weekday Caption Contest.
Winners should be announced Thursday.
Update: Comments closed, winners announced here.
Teddy: Rita’s comin’? Man, now we’re talking. Rita’s a Hot Chick name. Every Rita I knew was smokin’. The Latina ones especially.
Lieberman: When’s tomorrow’s dress code memo coming out. These damn golf shirts show off my man boobs a little too much.
Dodd: Evacuees in Westport my ass.
Three reasons why partial-birth abortions should be legalized.
Proof that genetic cloning really is a bad idea.
Dodd: Hi, can I have a pepperoni pizza?
Lieberman: Do you have any bagels left?
Kennedy: Okay, write this down. 2 bottles of gin. 3 bottles of whiskey. 20 jello shots. $900 worth of FlashDancers “Funny Money”. The red head from Continental Escorts. The blonde from BackBayBeauty Escorts. Viagra. A funnel. Every pint of Guinness in a 5 mile radius. And a limo – with a chaffeur. I’m not driving this time around!!
“So what if we DO have the physique of an egg, it was still inapprropriate of your hookers to laugh at us…”
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GOV. BLANCO said she needed 24 hours to “THINK” it over.
Cost to the taxpayers for 3 Senators to go to New Orleans to mug for the cameras…….$300,000
Dodd/Lieberman working with the engineers to help plug the levees..”can we use Teddy…he’s like a big sandbag”….$0
3 Fat white Senators who followed Gov. Blanco’s plan to get a photo op with Sean Penn’s New Orleans’ lifesaving boat tours….Priceless
Three senators phone home for a clue
Donkeys gone wild.
3 Congressional Pork Barrels
Hey future president, call your wife!
Teddy: Hey Dingy Harry, lets see if we can funnel some of that Katrina money to Boston.
Leiberman to Dodd: Lets get some that Katrina scratch into Hartford. One of us is bound to get re-elected to the Senate.
After the government successfully shut off the pipeline of counterfeit Viagra, Levitra and Cialis, heavy users, known on the mean streets as “e.d. junkies”, tried desperately to find a source of supply…
Can you hear me now No
Can you hear my now.. No
Can you hear me now? What?
Chris, Joe, & Ted call for a quick hurricane delivery to New England.
Which of the three isn’t calling for a hooker?
Monkey see; monkey do.
Imagine, you are walking down a deserted street, one normally filled with happy, partying tourists; a street where every corner has a street performer or jazz trio playing, and there, suddenly, you come upon a trio of three white fat guys harmonizing Andrew Lloyd Webber tunes. You’ve just entered the Twilight Zone – one inhabited by a society of tinhat-moonbats.
All three blind micein unionisn: Whadda ya mean by saying that the Navy closed down all of the whorehouses
Duck, Duck, Goose.