It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners should be announced Sunday — but Kevin and I need to decide who gets to judge.
Update: Comments closed, winners announced here.
Fox News’ remaining viewers continue to watch for developments in Aru-b-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
An unlikely species dominates the world after global warming and bird flu devastate the ecosystem…
Employees clog the streets during the opening day “buy one get one” celebrations at the Zarqawi Jihadist Brothel.
DKK
Surprised motorists suddenly find themselves in deep sheep.
The world’s sheep descent on the UN to demand an end to detailing.
STAMPEDE!
Mary (on cell phone);”You said the Manger Motel was next to the BIG SHEEP shopping center,but this…
Joseph (in 2nd car): “Just shut up and keep driving”.
“Killer sheep” were yet another portent of the End of Days…
Bloggers driving through the MSM
Million Sheep March
One million sheep gather at Crawford Ranch to protest Cindy Shearhan.
Local sheep fled en masse when they heard that local Muslims had run out of the virgin goats used for “temporary wives.”
How the Left views America:
They know where they want to go, but all these stupid sheep keep getting in the way.
Wyoming is where men are men and Montana is where the sheep are nervous
Captioneers really turn out at Wizbang on Fridays.
Lacking the intestinal fortitude to “Run with the Bulls,” Jody opts for the lesser-known “Drive with the Sheep.”
Stung by the failure of recent tactics, radical Islamicists unveil a horrible new strategy: eweicide bombers.
Hello Dolly… SPLAT! Goodbye Dolly.
Thousands flock to Massachusetts after a federal judge once again expands the definition of marriage.
Public Enemy’s comeback album, It Takes a Nation of Dozens of Sheep to Block Our Road (see cover, above), was met with underwhelming reviews, and dismal sales.
Things were so bad that the single, “Wut dat Scottish Farmer Done”, meant as an allegory of white farmers oppressing blacks (and livestock) the world over, failed to sell even a single copy.
Alfred Hitchcock’s estate is finally permitting filming of his most prized, yet unmade, script.
“We block cars, so you don’t have toooooo…”
“Country Roads, take me home, to the plaaaace I belong…
WEST VIRGINIA!”
Up Sheep’s Creek without a Paddle.
The Shepherd thought he heard that “the Sheepers” were countering the Code Pinkos at Walter Reed”
Outside the premier of the new Michael Moore movie.
Hearing that the Democratic party needed some more voters, Farmer Bill, left the gate to his sheep pen open overnight.
– Mutton Migration
– Mutton Mayhem
– Driving the second car, Jeff Foxworthy thinks to himself, “If I stomp on the accelerator, then I can have lamb chops for supper tonight.”
– Traffic Reporter on the Radio (speaking with a Scottish accent): “There be mutton but trouble on the Highland Expressway, as a ewe-haul truck has overturned, spilling its cargo.”
Got GEICO ?
Sheenan? Oh – we thought you said Sheep ’em.
Sheenan? Oh – we thought you said Sheep ’em.
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New Zealand water-saver carwash and polish.
“Sheets you idiot, I said: get me lots of sheets!”
“Dang it, they’re shooting a Sealy-Posturepedic ad on my street again.”
“One. . . two . . . three . . . Jees, why do I feel so tired all of a sudden?”
Hey Cindy!!!! Shutup and get the flock off my ranch
“Mom? is that ewe?”
Upon arriving in the great beyond, Muhammad and Omar felt hopelessly duped regarding the 72 virgins they had been promised.
– Serta employees try to cross the picket line at the Serta mattress factory.
– Female driver on cell phone: ” Hello. Babe the Pig? Are you busy?”
– Male driver on cell phone: “Hello. Road Kill Cafe? How much do you pay for fresh meat?”
Background song: Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of Ewe