Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ tackles the NHL’s disastrous lockout/strike with the appropriate level of reverence for the sport – none. There were many fine entries, and many variations on the winning theme. Here are the winning entries for this picture:

1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Nobody cares about hockey. I’m your mother and I don’t care. So sign the contract, move out of the house and get a girlfriend who does laundry because this shirt is filthy and I’m not washing it.“

2) (Tam) – “The owners knew they were going to get a good contract when they saw the quality of hooker that the players were reduced to soliciting.“

3) (sentinel) – Mom – “Whenna you gonna bringa dat nice girl Anna Kornholia…Korinkola…Korkovar…over to da house. She sucha nice girl.“
Brendan – “Mom, that was Sergei Federov.“
Mom – “Oh, ok, I make a you dat for dinner OK?“

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Honorable Mention

4) (Aaron’s cc:) – “Random bag check me??? Random bag check me??? Random bag check YOU!!!“

5) (taz) – “See this shirt….the owners are going to take it also!“

6) (Sue Dohnim) – “A contestant gets advice from Dr. Ruth in this tense scene from the new reality show Love in an Elevator.“

The rarely awarded Gratuitous Mention Award goes to:

(heymike) – “Listen Aylward..How come I never win the caption contest..HUH?“

Until next Friday…