This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ tackles the NHL’s disastrous lockout/strike with the appropriate level of reverence for the sport – none. There were many fine entries, and many variations on the winning theme. Here are the winning entries for this picture:
1) (yetanotherjohn) – “Nobody cares about hockey. I’m your mother and I don’t care. So sign the contract, move out of the house and get a girlfriend who does laundry because this shirt is filthy and I’m not washing it.“
2) (Tam) – “The owners knew they were going to get a good contract when they saw the quality of hooker that the players were reduced to soliciting.“
3) (sentinel) – Mom – “Whenna you gonna bringa dat nice girl Anna Kornholia…Korinkola…Korkovar…over to da house. She sucha nice girl.“
Brendan – “Mom, that was Sergei Federov.“
Mom – “Oh, ok, I make a you dat for dinner OK?“
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