This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was a bit more challenging than most. I’ve split the winning entries into those who provided new letter text and those who did not, meaning there are dual winners for the first time in recent memory. Here are the winning entries for this picture:
1) (McGehee) – Translation: “Hey, did you know Valerie Plame works for the CIA?“
2) (joe) – “The writing is described by experts as difficult to decipher, but after consulting their consciences, they concluded it said ‘Pay Halliburton Now! –Chimpy McBusHitler.‘“
3) (Roger Fraley) – “Bids at Christies for 1938 Christmas Card signed by Hitler were disappointing despite the handwritten note saying ‘The French are Pussies‘“
Read on to see the winning rewritten letters.
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2) (Norm) –

3) (Kevin P.) –

Honorable Mention
This from spacemonkey –

Until next Friday…
All good. Kevin’s is terrific, but I agree that McGehee’s deserves the nod.
Now, off to clean the screen of coffee residue. Sh*ise!
After I posted, I realized I left an important part out:
“The writing is described by CBS’s experts…”
W00t, I’m honorable.
And this is why I don’t drive a Ford.
Tests are now underway to determine whether the handwriting on that postcard is Karl Rove’s.