It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced (click link to read the winning entries). Comments are now closed.
Everybody must get stoned.
“Hey, if SCOTUS says the Law of the Land ain’t carved in stone, why should these guys be? Now let’s place these charges and blow this thing up.”
The MSM hit squad misunderstood their instructions — they were supposed to be looking for bloggers.
I thought you tied Senator Durbin’s line.
(lowest guy) “Bob. Jim. 4 words. Say no to crack.”
“Dandruff!”
(When you’re hiking or climbing and you let loose a rock you yell out “rock!”)
Seconds after being sworn into office, President Hillary Clinton pulls off her moderate’s mask, laughs a deep, evil laugh, and orders all monuments to male oppression be destroyed.
After many years of visitors to the monument unsuccessfully using the casual, quick nostril swipe, to bring polite attention to the problem, a crew is dispatched to “Take care of the Dangler”
The latest group of Jefferson biographers try to get inside his head to gain new insight into this key founding father.
Reid, Pelosi, and Durbin stand tall among the giants of history.
Ha, Ha, Joey’s got to clean the boogers! That’ll teach him to go scabbing around!
Drunk aliens attempt a curious abduction.
You can pick your friends… and you can pick your nose… but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
“Last one down has to pick the big nos!”
(I haven’t read all 63 entries so my apologies if mine is not an original).
“Last one down has to pick the big nose!”
(I haven’t read all 63 entries so my apologies if mine is not an original).
Gulliver:
“you fuckin’ Lilliputins are gonna pay for this!”
They say that big men love bondage.
With the left distracted by a Supreme Court nomination, Dick Cheney dispatches an elite team of Haliburton prospectors to drill for oil on federal lands.
or
Christo’s workers begin to install his latest artistic vision of multi-colored pirate eye patches on our Founding Fathers.
Holy Shit…… OK SO DID YOU CHECK THE NEW GUYS HARNESS OR NOT???????
“So, what happens when you pop a granite zit?”
“We’re about to find out.”
How many park rangers does it take to pick a President’s nose?
Answer 3
Park rangers try to remove the obscene grafitti left by Eva Marie Saint and Martin Landau at a drunken wrap party nearly half a century before.
or
South Dakota teens relieve the extreme boredom of their lives by presidentail face rappelling after bong hits.
Interns from Congresswomen Pelosi’s office attempt to uncover the mystery of the Botox-free fountain of youth.
All hope is lost when it’s uncovered that principled leadership is at its core.
“Simon Says, make like Al Gore.”
“Sorry George, you’re out, you don’t look stiff enough.”
LIncoln, Jefferson, and Roosevelt stifle their laughter as Washington erects a monument, due to the appearance of Paris Hilton.
“Hey Fred, hand me the feather”, “No way Joe, the last guy who tried that died a horrible death after being blasted by 50 lb. granite boggers and launched over a half a mile.”
The “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” team takes on their biggest makeover project ever.
ha jmaster, that is a worthy entry.
Update: Winners announced (click link to read the winning entries). Comments are now closed.