The other day, while driving home, I passed a Hooters restaurant (it’s kinda hard for me to avoid — not that I was trying). Three of their waitresses were outside, along the side of the highway, in full (so to speak) uniform.
With hula hoops.
Amazingly, even though they were on a major thoroughfare, with heavy traffic, I didn’t see a single accident.
Although I’m not sure I would have noticed…
Update: Welcome, C-SPAN viewers! Please scroll down; we’re not always this frivolous, I promise.