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Don’t cry for me argent weiner.
A few euro countries like Germany and Italy are already talking about going back to using their own currencies instead of the euro.
Must we let those peasants (choking back a sob) have a say in our business? And the aroma wafting from them is taking the curl out of my nose hair.
European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso begins to cry after failing to spell referendum correctly in the National Spelling Bee.
Mac Davis shows some emotion during his rendition of “In the Getto” at the grand opening of the new Referendum Restaurant.
I’m sure there are some disappointed people here. You know what? You know something? You know something? If you had told us one year ago that we were going to come in second in France and the Netherlands, we would have given anything for that.
And you know something? You know something?
Not only are we going to New Hampshire … we’re going to Luxembourg and Britain and Krakhozia…. To take back … yea.. um.. oh man.. who am I kidding?!?.. Frigging Jesusland voters!
European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso realizes too late that it’s never a good sign when your media experts have your logo look like the EU logo being flushed down a black hole.
There’s something in my eye. Is it a mote or a beam?
Desastre! Catastrofico!
Baldwin, Streisand, Sarandon, Maher — escrows cancelled, half-built villas abandoned… we are lost.
Unfortunately, the long microphone did not bear a warning label even though it was, in fact, an eye-poking hazard.
“*sniff* At least Andrew and I still have the option of gay marriage.”
I… I just don’t know if I can handle this kind of rejection (sob)
EC President Manuel Barroso weeps openly as the results of the peasants’ voting comes in. He further announces that the European Union’s planned adoption of The Bidet as it’s logo will be delayed. He wailed: “It seems that no one wants the EU blowing anything up their a$$.”
Jose learns that the inspiration for the logo was a toilet bowl and the voters couldn’t hit the target either.
I’m, I’m, I’m so sorry to act like this. I, I don’t know why, but that, that song “The Impossible Dream” always brings a tear to my eye when I hear it on the radio.
EC President Jose Manuel Barroso just knew that the “stars going down the big blue toilet” ad campaign, which worked spectacularly in Germany and its many fetish clubs, would not rally the French and the Dutch.
“I am saddened to announce that the plans for a unified Europe are now officially FEUBAR.”
“I just heard Michael wants to open a theme park in Europe. Now he’ll get all the pretty boys and I’ll be left with those cursed German castoffs!”
If I believed in him, I might say Mon Dieu.
The French, taking a lead from Monty Python, farted in the EU’s general direction.
(AP) European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso appeared shaken during a news conference when he stated that he would now need to resort to his vast psychic powers to sway the millions of peasants towards true European choice and unity.
One more….
Shaken after the EU’s disappointing losses in the Netherlands and France, President Barroso attempts to lighten the mood by performing his famous “Carnac the Magnificent” impersonation sans envelope.
We will have a re-vote immediately and if the rhubes in the land don’t vote our way we will tear out their eyelids, nothing will stop the march towards communism….. err union.
The final insult that broke the dam holding back a resivoir of tears was the sudden realization that the “Referendum” in their logo was tired old Helvetica instead of snappy Comic Sans
I blame this on that meanie John Bolton, and his blogging minions. I, too, weep with Senator Voinovich.
People… People who need people, are the luckiest people in the woooooooooorld.
Hmmm.
“Tu EU Euro!”
“Tu EU Euro!”
“Tu EU Euro!”
“Hush now don’t ye cry….”
lol
Its my constitution and I’ll cry if I want to, Cry if I want to, Cry if I want to, You would Cry to if It happened to You….
“You hate me! You really hate me!”
You had me at Nee…
Give me a whisper
And give me a sigh
Give me a kiss before you
tell me goodbye
Don’t you take it so hard now
And please don’t take it so bad
I’ll still be thinkin’ of you
And the times we had…baby
And don’t you cry tonight
Don’t you cry tonight
Don’t you cry tonight
There’s a heaven above you baby
And don’t you cry tonight
Damn, Eagleton TOLD me not to cry!
Damn! Back to stocking produce at the Hiperdino in Madrid!
a European finally begins to feel the plank in his own eye after eagerly pointing out the sliver in America’s eye for so many years……….
ET TU? EU?
Karl Rove strikes again!
“..and….and..then they said that if they were given another stupid referendum to vote on, they’d give me a WEDGIE besides!”
“Senator Voinovich, please hold me.”
EC President Barroso carefully tries to pry his eyelids open after a drip of toupee glue had sealed them shut.
“I love the European Union… and tonight, when you hit your knees…”
Oh, those brave stars, hurling themselves to their deaths… *sniff* those brave, brave stars…
Reuters has learned that European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso is second cousin, twice removed of US Senator George V. Voinovich.
EU president concedes that using Suha Arafat to Fellate the Vote! was probably not the best strategy.
Oh God. That “shit in one sock” metaphore makes so much sense to me now.
Damn it! Why did’nt I have Jerry Lewis talk to the French? He could have convinced them…
Aye aye aye! I said MILD salsa, not HOT!
“Alas, poor Euro, I knew him well.”
No Caption Necessary.
“This is so unlike the French, they didn’t surrender!”
I’m sorry to say that while we can take the Euro out of Europe, we still can’t get rid of the Pope!