If you’ve got a serious case of ‘junk in your trunk’ you might want to think twice about the micro-mini/thong combo, especially if you’re hitting the freeway.
Mildly not safe for work (NSFW) but hilarious, thumbnails after the break…
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Baby Got Freeway Back
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Kevin
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Cheeks Ahoy!!!
I doubt the guilty trunk and the driver who commands it was impervious to the junk effects trailing along behind.
I love it. I give her credit, that takes some balls.
Balls? I think you went to the wrong website, BD.
Something less than the minimum required emission control system.
OMG! Uh, okay. Do you think she knows she’s giving everyone a view? Probably huh?? LOL Why am I never around when stuff like this happens!!!!! I always miss the good stuff!
(okay, I think I lost my comment – tries again)
Why am I never around when stuff like this happens??? I always miss the good stuff!
What????? What’s the big deal??????
(still laughing at “junk in the trunk” — always though it was a classic, now even more so)
Gee, THANKS Kevin, now I KNOW I won’t be sleeping tonight!
…a little Clorox(tm) eyewash, and I’ll be fine.
Ugh.
Blind drunk and hauling ass
He got airborne off an overpass
He never knew he left the ground
Like a warhead target bound
You can’t correct your fatal mistake
When you’re the guest of honor at your own wake
Thought he could fly till he hit cement
Impact is imminent!
Lyrics from the Exodus song, Impact Is Imminent.
This should have been used for the weekly Caption Contest.
Do they make an anti-bacterial Armor All?