It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Based on the success of last weeks contest, and in honor of the opening of Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (see The Carnival Of The Force), we’ll go to the Star Wars well one last time. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced (follow the link to see who won). Comments are now closed.
I knew my latest book “George Bush is really the Sith Lord” would get good reviews in the NY Times book review.
“Yoda Gives birth to Two Headed babies”
Hmmmm, Martha is out of prison? I can just apply the force to that little ankle-bracelit and it is off to Tantooine for a little fun in the sand!
Hey, I never flushed Princess Leia’s copy of the Koran down a Death Star toilet — f***ing Newsweek …
“Looks like it’s time for a recruiting trip to the UK, this Galloway kid is blowin’ up.”
If only LucasFilms went public, I’d neer have to wear thsi POS plastic suit again.
Darth Hits the Bottom:
“Use the force”, they said. “Own Hollywood”, they said; and now I can’t even scare small children.
“Get out!”, she said, “or I’ll use your light sabre for a circumcision you won’t soon forget.” Let’s see now: “SWF loves pottery, art fairs, wearing matching shirts…”
“WTF? George Lucas is my father?”
“Ah, here’s my ad:
‘Tall, dark, widowed Sith Lord seeks romance with female cyborg. If you like asphyxiation or heavy breathing, then I’m the man/machine for you!”
CLASSIFIEDS
Wanted – Interrogator, Abu-Ghraib prison, Iraq.
Must be familiar with non-physical means of persuasion.
“Hmmm… very decent of this place called New York to have these public restroom facilities. Though this one is just a little too public for me.”
Update: Winners announced (follow the link to see who won). Comments are now closed.