A couple construction workers in Holliston, Massachusetts were rebuilding a chimney in a 200-year-old house when they made a rather unusual discovery: a bottle of whiskey that is, quite possibly, 80 to 200 years old.
It was half-drunk before being put away, though, and experts say it probably has gone bad.
In what I’m sure is a pure coincidence, Senator Ted Kennedy announced he’s leaving immediately on a fact-finding mission to Holliston.
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So WHAT does 200 year old backwash taste like?
Wouldn’t the presence of a tax stamp suggest that the booze wasn’t produced during prohibition?
Was he driving the Oldsmobile…the one with the snorkle?
Someone, please make sure that no one gets in the car with Ted.
I love it! HA…That Teddy is something else isn’t he? He probably wants to check to see if it was one of his fathers old bottles. It is kind of a family matter on behalf of the senior senator!… Actually, it would be kind of interesting to see! Joe was a bootlegger back in the day wasn’t he? Isn’t that where the Kennedy clan amassed most of there wealth? It would be a fun bit of history!
teddy-irish? whiskey irish? hmm a connection?
i think that the word bitch is usually used when needed most of the time. what do you think other bitches? well, i think that is a stupid word anyways. well, eccept when i use it of course!!!