HomeCelebritiesDave Chappelle Says, "I'm not smoking crack" Dave Chappelle Says, "I'm not smoking crack" Kevin May 16, 2005 Celebrities 37 Comments A correspondent for Time magazine found him in South Africa. Chappelle counters rumors, saying “I’m not smoking crack or hanging out in a mental institution” Chappelle: Not Crazy, Not on Crack – [E! Online] Seeing red Manchester United Fans Threaten "Sheer Pandemonium" Over Takeover Related Posts Katie Holmes Surrenders In France And if they divorce, it'll be "show me the money!" Why I Gave In… About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 37 Comments reelcobra May 16, 2005 Yeah and Alexander wasn’t gay a4g May 16, 2005 He’s smoking crack AND hanging out in a mental institution. a4g May 16, 2005 There’s a big difference. reelcobra May 16, 2005 And now Chappelle is in the middle of the Vicente Fox – Jesse Jackson – Al Sharpton brawl Half Canadian May 16, 2005 Yeah, it’s good old fashioned cocaine. Or herione. But definitely not crack. TheKid May 16, 2005 He arrived for the 5:00 free crack giveaway, only to learn that his friends had staged an intervention. Ray Midge May 16, 2005 It ain’t the crack, it’s religion. My guess is that Chapelle’s gonna become comedys’ Cat Stevens. Shame. DeputyHeadmistress May 16, 2005 Who is Dave Chappelle and why should we care? Jewwwwssss May 16, 2005 Damn. I was going with the “WHO” line. Damn. I need new materail. And so dose Dave. Ha. Thats something. I gess… Albertanator May 17, 2005 I venture to guess some of his problem is Islam……and you can be sure he is getting some nasty Islamic doctrine to totally confuse him… He is badly badly overrated anyways…..not original in the least…….has to swear every second word or use the n word….. Very very weak humour IcallMasICM May 17, 2005 ‘”I’m not smoking crack or hanging out in a mental institution”‘ Someone should check on whoever gave him the $50M contract though. brak May 17, 2005 I think he just ran out of material and freaked out. “I’m Rick James b—-” was never really that funny, and now he has a huge contract to live up to. Chris aka Kazel January 23, 2006 Not funny? You are the one who needs to check into an institution. Not original? Maybe not, but then again as old as our country is, there’s not a whole lot of “firsts” left to have. I found his humor VERY funny. Too bad he skipped out on production. As was stated before, I’m thinking he’s gone for religious purposes. Hope he gets his life and mentality in check, even if it means no more Chapelle’s Show Nicole February 1, 2006 Wow…I think all you motherfuckers are on crack…Dave Chappelle is hilarious and if you don’t think so good for you. You don’t need to advertise it publicly on some poorly designed web forum. Do you assholes watch SNL or MAD or any other t.v show for that matter…You’re going to tell me that no other actor has ever made a joke about another celebrity or mocked someone else in show biz like Chappelle does? Anyways he’s the one with the $50M contract so keep hatin’ while he counts his bills. P.S. I got to this site because I clicked on a picture on google…A HILARIOUS picture from a HILARIOUS Episode of Chappelle’s Show… Peace out ya hatin’ bitches AARONB February 1, 2006 u guys r idiots,its called acting,who cares hes richer then u anyway D-ro February 12, 2006 dave chappelle is the man i dont know what you guys are all talking about. it might not be original but it is fuckin hilarious and you cant deny that. anyoen who has seen his stand ups ‘klling them softly’ or ‘for what its worth’ know what im talking about when i say that my sides hurt after watching it. so fuck all you that dont find him humourous you can go fuck yourself. peace. Julia February 26, 2006 You guys are all bitches hes a fucking person and even if he is fucking smoking crack who gives a shit its not youre problems and if you dont think hes funny you dont need to come on youre fucking computer and come and insult him online big butt February 27, 2006 all y’all who be hatin on Dave Chapelle then y’all can suck f****** d*** shady0708 March 1, 2006 Dave is the $hit. He is soooo F’n funny and i believe he is very original. Dave is not on crack, and hes not in a mental institution, he went to africa to get away from showbiz and you faggets start to hate on him cuz you dont understand him, he is definentally one of the funniest people around. Amanda Dudar March 1, 2006 Wow.I love Dave Chapelle. He is the funniest man in the whole world. He is the only guy to make me laugh as ahrd as he does. Amanda March 1, 2006 Plus….If you don’t like him, you have no effin life, or no sense of humour. He is the…man. I’m not obsessed…but I love him. If you don’t, YOU guys are on crack. Yah Tyrone Bigguns. Amanda March 1, 2006 Plus….If you don’t like him, you have no life, or no sense of humour. He is the…man. I’m not obsessed…but I love him. If you don’t, YOU guys are on crack. Yah Tyrone Bigguns. krystal March 2, 2006 Iam Rick James Bitchhh…Oh gotta Love dave Daulana April 18, 2006 Man all yall some ass kissers!!!! Dave is the best and you don’t think so then go back to handling your buss…. kissin ass!!!! okay?! He might not be org. but so what at least his funny unlike the rest of yall fake ass comedians!! p.s GO GET A FUCKING LIFE AND STOP FUCKING WITH DAVE’S HE’S RICK JAMES BITCHESS!!!!!!! AN ANGRY BLACK 15YR OLD FEMALE WHO THINKS YOU PEOPLE SHOULD STOP TRYING TO BRING DAVE DOWN May 10, 2006 Listen here, all you people who are sittin here and talkin all this smack about Dave need to shut the hell up. He doesnt smoke crack, or do any of those other drugs the “white man” put out there to hurt the black community Instead of criticizing his work, how about you people go out and purchase SEASON 1 AND SEASON 2 of his show and tell me if you dont want to piss yourselves at the end of each skit. I found out about this shitty site cuz i clicked on a pic on google to see it cuz it was my FAVORITE episode and here you tricks are criticizing a man whos paycheck slaps yours in the face. As far as i’m concerned it was probably some white person who created this site to bring another succeessful black man down.. You people never want to see us prosper and thats why i believe you made this bullsh*t site to bring him down cuz you cant stand to see him waving around a 50million dollar contract around while you dont even make 30,000 a year after taxes. you people should be ashamed. i hope dave and his publicist see this site and sue you dumb people for bashing him. I can say that you people are all jealous because a black man is prospering. You should be very ashamed and embarassed. I hope this site gets deleted. Buy his DVD for Christ sake and then leave a comment up here about how stupid you feel for bashing the one of most hilarious black comedians in comedy (R.I.P. Richard Pryor). If you watched his skits you would see that he talks just about this exact thing…The white man bringing us black people down. Im surprised any of you havent mustered up the courage to call him a dumb nigger. Get a life and a better paying job.You people have no sense of humor and need to realize that he has a gift for taking REAL life situation like that of a crackhead, and showing them in a different, more funny aspect. Until you people get the sticks out of your assholes, dont talk about dave until you have heard and seen any of his stand up comedy. Im 15 and i shouldnt have to lecture grown men and women about what is indecent to say about someone. And another thing. Are you people really bored with your own tiny lives that you are awake at 2 and 3 in the morning talking all this nonsense about a black man? Wow, I must say you must be at least a little obsessed with someone to spend time out of you day/night to talk sh*t about him. So in all actuality you people have to like him at leas t a little bit. Shame on you dumb people. and you can call me a nigger or whatever you feel like, because at the end of the day I am far more educated on the world than you fools. May God Bless your souls Marcus May 16, 2006 You know what anyone who’s got anything bad to say about dave is my enemy because i agree with everyone on dave’s side, he is one of if not the most funny black comic in showbiz. So fuck you if you got somethin to say about him. I’m a white 16yr old male with 6 siblings, 5 bros 1 sis 3 of my oldest bros are black 1 of which are high yellow(for yous that don’t know that’s where that their ethnicity is black but they appear white because of a genetic defect So i have caught every racist situation that’s come along. So even if your black that means i can call you on your faults without fear of offense. So many people have pulled out the race card and i just laugh. I’m just like don’t think just cause we’re different you can use that to get yourself out. And you know what i love my 3 black bros better than my white ones because they were always cool with and always there for me they protected me from everyone so i give them props. sometiimes i feel safer around black people then some crazy ass white people.Dave Chappelle is the Shit! Peace my brothers! And Fuck ya Haters! Marcus Pendelton Dom May 16, 2006 Dave Chapelle is the man ! anone who doesnt like him must be smoking crack !!! Im rick james Bitch peace dino May 20, 2006 obiously everybody is missing the point dave is a excellent actor and a very good comedian & his skits and his shows are hillariously funny and they dont have anything 2 do with the black or white community and no $50m deal …if you cant stand a funny skit shows dont watch them and DONT SIT THERE AND PISS N MOAN ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET wasting everybodys time cause i guarrentee 99.5% of the people who accessed google looking up dave cheppelle were looking for him not a site whinging about him if u wana comment me email me directly …[email protected] i look forward to your feedback Scott Davies May 21, 2006 I agree with every1 on daves sides hes oen of the funniest guys ever and just cos he makes more money than most of u dikkeds u have to bring him down another case of the white man bein jealous of a black man prospering and by the way im a 17 year old white male and even im pissed off with how white people try to drag down successful black men u shud all leave dave alone just cos hes dun better with his life than you remember HES RICK JAMES BITCH! pascal June 4, 2006 What the hell are all u other motherfuckers going on bout Dave… HE IS THE MAN>>> a proud BLACK MAN indeed. Doing his SHIT in Entertainment. How about YOU PEACE OUT Before u get your arseLORCHES smoked with CRACK!!! FuckDaveHaters pascal KATZ June 18, 2006 HEY..CHAPELLE’S KLASS! yyuyuyuyuyuyuyu July 2, 2006 dave is da bomb, i love dave [x-_[D]aveChapelle_-x] July 4, 2006 Yo,You Guys Are On Crack Seriously Dave Chapelle’s Hilarious,^=Hes Da Bomb=^ FuckY’allWhoHateChappelle -Peace- Your, Mom DaveChap July 4, 2006 Yo,You Guys Are On Crack Seriously Dave Chapelle’s Hilarious,^=Hes Da Bomb=^ FuckY’allWhoHateChappelle -Peace- Your, Mom No Talent Dave July 9, 2006 As we can all see here Dave Chapelle caters to the ghetto crowd. You know, people who can’t string a sentence together without an F word. The lower stratum of society if you will. People who live in Section 8 housing and leech off of the white man. The sewer scum of society. How pathetic. Know wha I’m sayin’, know wha I’m sayin’. LOL! Byaahmen Da Third April 12, 2007 My friends and i used to smoke mary jane. Can u say Mary Jane. My friends and i used to eat all the cookies and sang songs. It was terrible. Terrible. Then i got introduced to a drug could acid. This stuff was so bad enen lil kids could get it. Man i took to hits of that I got high for SIXTEEN hours. GOD DAMN. then scooby-doo and mickey mouse and all of my favorite cartoon characters came in my room. and we sang songs and ate all the cookies. Scooby-doo was singing CLEAN UP UR ROOM OOOOO. and Scooby was singing the base like this HADODODODO ABOOBOO Madhatter April 26, 2007 to the ANGRY BLACK 15YR OLD FEMALE WHO THINKS WHITEY SHOULD STOP TRYING TO BRING DAVE DOWN on May 10, 2006 04:53 PM – I’m not gonna even get into whats wring with you- but suffice to say, YOU dont know shiet. And you’re racist. Enjoy yoself, bitch.