Fake Quote Of The Day – Animal House Edition

19 Comments

1. shark May 9, 2005

   “George, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”

   You mean Greg, right? Greg Marmelarde?

   Or am I missing it completely?
2. -S- May 9, 2005

   “I’m an excellent driver!”
3. Paul Zrimsek May 9, 2005

   “I’ve always loved you.”
4. Darleen May 9, 2005

   “There’s the ignition, over there’s the wipers, now pull my finger.”
5. a4g May 9, 2005

   “I just don’t know how that got into the popcorn box!”
6. CraigC May 9, 2005

   “George, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”

   You mean Greg, right? Greg Marmelarde?

   Or am I missing it completely?

   Well, yes you are, dumbass.
7. carla May 9, 2005

   ROFL

   Dammit -S- took mine.
8. Chrees May 9, 2005

   “Quit pulling to the right!”
9. John May 9, 2005

   Now, tell me once again why I’m supposed to breathe into this thing…
10. -S- May 9, 2005

    “Oh, the wheel in the car goes round and round,
    round and round,
    round and round.
    The wheels on the car go round and round,
    all the way back home…”

    “Hehehehehe. You said, ’round’.”
11. jmaster May 9, 2005

    Kevin:

    This is the kind of thing that makes you the most respected caption contest judge on the web.

    Your caption could not be improved upon!
12. -S- May 9, 2005

    “Big wheel keep on turnin’,
    Proud Kremlin keep on burnin’,
    rollin’,
    ROLLin,’
    ROLLIN ON THE KREMLINNN!”
13. Pat May 9, 2005

    Just shows you how much “Ole Vladimer, the KGB agent”, knows about the US. He thought he had to tell GW about gear shift cars from the fifties. Maybe Russian cars shifted in the reverse of ours? He also thought Bush fired Rather, and Bush stole the 2000 election.

    I have serious doubts about Putin’s sharpness in the tool shed. Maybe Kim Jong Il is his equal.
14. DD May 9, 2005

    Vladdy–No left turns allowed.
15. Kevin May 9, 2005

    Thanks jmaster!

    And thanks for the pickup CraigC.

    The Greg part is the assumed knowledge part of the caption. You’re supposed to remember the line from Animal House (which is why I gave you giant hint in the post title), and see how it’s funny now that Bush’s name is there in place of Greg. It’ really shouldn’t take that much explaination…
16. mark May 9, 2005

    Don’t touch nothing! You can’t negotiate turns. You can’t signal properly. You can’t maintain speed. You can’t parallel park. Hell, you can’t drive, honey!

    — yeah, movie should be obvious too…
17. Jill May 10, 2005

    “Mine’s bigger.”

    (FYI – another famous line from Animal House)
18. [email protected]&R May 10, 2005

    Vlad: Georgi, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
    George: Gee Vlad, thanks. What do I have to do?
    Vlad: It means you have to drive us to the Food King!
19. Paul Zrimsek May 10, 2005

    Nothing’s over till we say it is! Was it over when the Japs took Smolensk?