Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ featured a return of the penguins (as noted by Rodney Dill), and many fine and worthy entries. Alas I must pick but a few for accolades (or brickbats to the judge); so without further delay here are the winning entries for this picture:

1) (jeremy in NYC) – “No war for ice! No war for ice! No war for…….waitaminute – what are we SAYING? Yes war for ice!“

2) (Eric) – “While dangerous and some say fool-hardy, residents of San Francisco participate in the annual running of the penguins.“

3) (McGehee) – “[sigh] It brings back memories of the olden days when rough-and-ready Americans would drive their penguin herds to market, braving storms, rustlers and marauding Indians.“

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Honorable Mention

4) (Laurence Simon) – “You know, the last guy I knew who had Chlamydia was wearing a tuxedo, too.“

5) (Rodney Dill) – “Let’s go pick up Katie Holmes.”
“Think we’ve got a shot?”
“Maybe, we’re taller than Tom Cruise.”
“Good Point.”“

6) (Darleen) – “Joining the weekly San Francisco anti-war march and Vegan Recipe Exchange, the newest inter-species members get a warm welcome from the marchers as their new chant gains popularity ‘Bush Lied, Penguins Died‘“

“Special” Mention – For a penguin anatomy lesson…

(Sean Gleeson) – As they marched, the moonbat penguins chanted and sang:
“We’re here, we’re Spheniscidae, get used to it!”
“What do we want?” “Krill!” “When do we want it?” “Now!”
“Boycott Batman!”
“Cloacal sex is a right!”
“Keep your rosaries off my uropygial gland!”

Until next Friday…