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OK guys, they don’t suspect a thing. Just act normal and keep walking.
Did you know they taste like chicken?
Hey look at the girl following us trying to act like a penguin. What an asshat.
“Ugh. Freakin’ tourists…”
Who told us it was formal? Had I known this was the dress code, I’d have worn my Tommy Hilfiger jogging suit.
He: I’m not lost, I don’t need to ask directions. Quit harping at me, woman!
Further proof that just about anyone and anything can come across the US/Mexico border
“You know, the last guy I knew who had Chlamydia was wearing a tuxedo, too.”
“Microsoft released a photo today which it claimed supported it’s belief that prolonged exposure to Linux stunted human growth and worse.”
“Eyes right and fall in! You on the left, you’re out of formation!!”
[sigh] It brings back memories of the olden days when rough-and-ready Americans would drive their penguin herds to market, braving storms, rustlers and marauding Indians.
An anti-TSA march draws support from a number of people, and species, who’ve suffered inconvenience at the hands of the airport screeners.
“That was close at the airport metal detector, now where is the British consolate?”
Islamic Penguins…the females have to walk 3 paces behind the male.
When the Chicken High class of ’95 met for their 10th reunion they all had to laugh when they realized they all had chosen the Penguin tribal tattoo in their pathetic attempts to seem unique.
The newest additions to the aclu legal team are seen here looking for anyone and/or anything which could be deemed as offensive, then the screeching will ensue.
The penguins were excited about starting the first Gay Penguin Pride parade.
Ramblers often take a supply of penguins with them in case they start feeling peckish.
After achieving international acclaim on the Web, (http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/hokey.htm), the Hokey Pokey Penguins kick off their first world tour with a free public performance in San Francisco
“No war for ice! No war for ice! No war for…….waitaminute – what are we SAYING? Yes war for ice!”
The 39th Street Penguin Cribs dared anyone to make eye contact during their zoo tour…
“Please stop jumping out and yelling BOO at us, we’re flightless you morons.”
Penguins:
I told you San Francisco had the most animal rights wacko’s look at them surrounding us to protect, now all we have to do is lure them back to those polar bears we made a deal with so the bears can eat these suckers…. ha ha ha..
San Francisco gay activists “out” penguins at local zoo.
“Sheesh, look at the company they force us to keep. And they wonder why we have Chlamydia?”
In an odd coincidence, the term “moonbat” equals “penguin” in their language. The penguins thus thought they were invited to the moveon.org rally.
“Where’s the Dang raw fish kiosk?”
Howard Dean and other DNC leaders disguise themselves as flightless waterfowl for a covert look at Jesusland.
(lady in green sweater) “come everybody, we have to get these penguins away from Paris Hilton”
http://www.howdoyoulikemyface.com/2005_05_01_hdylmf_archive.html#111539811612788909
The Emperors have no clothes!
Demonstrating her over-arching care for all things in Nature, the Eco-Moonbat herds the terrified penguins towards 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to show the Bush Administration’s insensitivity to global wildlife issues.
You know what you can do with your pies!!!
As they marched, the moonbat penguins chanted and sang:
“We’re here, we’re Spheniscidae, get used to it!”
“What do we want?” “Krill!” “When do we want it?” “Now!”
“Boycott Batman!”
“Cloacal sex is a right!”
“Keep your rosaries off my uropygial gland!”
Since Bill Clinton rarely swims, the plan to stop the outbreak of chlamydia was centered on moving the penguins to an island…
Tourists and penguins flock together near the beaches of Antarctica for the 2008 global warming conference.
“In other news today, the 2008 Democratic candidates for President paraded through the park.”
Formation walking discovered in rare merging of moonbat and penguin flocks. Global warming suspected as cause.
“Next time, let’s get a Border Collie. This woman is loud and takes herself too seriously.”
Unknown to the Wonkette, Ann Marie walks through the “PENGUIN_RAY,” a hideous device created by Kevin to turn unsuspecting tinhats into docile, flightless creatures with little or no brainpower.
Karl Rove’s newest mind control scheme, Operation Tenessee Tuxedo, met with great success today as hundreds of liberals mysteriously drowned in the reflecting pool at the National Mall.
As the angry mob of penguins rush forward, the lead penguin yells: “Let’s go men, I see that damn AFLAC duck just ahead. Let’s beat the crap out of him!”
Protesters arrive to disrupt Al Gore’s speech on global warming.
1. Hmmm, guys, I think we took a wrong turn at Argentina, this ain’t Antartica!
2. Lead Penquin in Central Park: These humans are giving me the creeps and we aren’t even near the 80’s yet.
3. NYPD unveils its new division, the Penquin Park Patrol, as part of its cost costing measures.
Thwarted in their attempt to have felons vote, Democrats reveal the next voter bloc they will target…
And here’s a story we’re watching for the 6 o’clock news: Protests against oil exploration in the Antarctic highlight the common ground among an expanding number of groups of otherwise divergent interests.
“Hey, Where’d the Big One go?”
Outraged by new regulations announced by the FDA, Gay penguins march in protest. The shout heard throughout the zoo:
“Yes, we’re gay, when will you learn
that even gay penguins have safe sperm”
McMurdo Station Antarctica 20 years after the decrease in atmospheric pollutants decreased global dimming, thereby speeding up global warming. Dang the catalytic convertor.
Take us to your leader! Take us to your leader! Take us to… ah, forget it. No signs of intelligence here.
Being reintroduced into the wild was more distressing than expected. The only ice they saw was Ice-T, Ice Cube and Vanilla Ice. When they asked to see the water, a woman turned on a water fountain.