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The Kos kids wander the campus, looking for the Ann Coulter speech at the student union. Hopefully, their new disguises will let them get close enough to Ann ask about ass-f*cking republicans again.
Tennessee Tuxedo, long retired after the sudden death of his partner Chumley, walks with his family to the annual Phineas J. Whoopee charity concert in New York’s Central Park. Commander McBragg was to host.
Joining the weekly San Francisco anti-war march and Vegan Recipe Exchange, the newest inter-species members get a warm welcome from the marchers as their new chant gains popularity “Bush Lied, Penguins Died”
Tired of drunken onlookers constantly yelling “Do I smell fish?”, the promoters of the Central Park Lesbian Pride Parade this year had an answer.
“Last St. Patrick’s day… just how drunk was I?”
“I agree, Roger. Despite some interesting interpretations, Night of the Living Dead XVIII was too low-budget, and far too surreal.”
One more for tonight:
With the exception of Eminem, efforts to introduce more diversity into the ranks of rap and hip hop performers have so far proven unsuccessful.
As Algore was trying to make a speech bragging about how he invented the internet, the crowd was suddenly distracted by the raucaus noise of the penguin cowbys driving a small herd of penguins down the sidewalk. 🙂
As Algore was railing about how the Bush Administration was responsible for global warming, a flock of penguins wandered down the sidewalk. The loud chorus of boos and catcalls were loudly heard drowning out what Algore was saying.
That’s the last time we use NeverLost!
My feet are Killing me!…Ya, well I think I heard something smelly from over there!..
Little boys no longer arriving like clockwork, the Neverland staff escorts a new selection of “Special Little Guests” towards Michael’s chambers…
UN too little too late for these guys http://reelcobra.blogspot.com/2005/05/un-too-little-too-late-for-these-guys.html
Democrats in Washington State find more voters who voted for Gregoire.
While dangerous and some say fool-hardy, residents of San Francisco participate in the annual running of the penguins.
The terrified crowd parts as a gang of penguins goes on a wilding rampage in Golden Gate Park.
Overheard Penguin Talk:
“Hey, Penguin, I can’t remember, is it that WE’RE for global warming and THEY’RE for the next ice age?”
“No, Penguin, it’s that THEY’RE for the next ice age and WE’RE for global warming.”
“Hey, Penguin, I thought that’s what I said, that WE’RE for global warming and THEY’RE for the next ice age!”
“Oh, right, Penguin, yes, you did say that. But I think, upon closer review, that our position is that we’re FOR the next ice age and THEY’RE for the global warming, because, otherwise, we’ll have to figure out where to get their clothes in Minus8 sizes. Maybe Patagonia has ’em. I heard they take haddock for payment if we can deliver it fresh.”
From the crowd: “Candygram!”
Penguins: “Hey. Anyone seen Danny Devito around here?”
Both contributed by Eric:
“Democrats in Washington State find more voters who voted for Gregoire.”
“While dangerous and some say fool-hardy, residents of San Francisco participate in the annual running of the penguins.”
XD
Escaping the zoo sure would be alot easier if we could fly.
What’s Black and White and Red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn?
No a group of penguins walking around with a bunch San Francisco liberals.
Hey which way to the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, I hear its really funny?
Penguin One to Penguin Two, Three, Four, Five and Six:
“Just keep walking. Pretend you don’t notice them. Just keep walking and don’t make eye contact. And step up the pace, the ocean is only meters away. And, most important here, do.not.feed.them. And, whatever you do, don’t look like food.”
“Well boys, we’ve all got penguin chlamydia, and it’s probably fatal. I say screw it! I’m gonna mooch a smoke off that chimp three pens down. Who’s with me?!”
Speculation increased today, after the DU rally, that the group has pledged support to Oswald Cobblepot for his Presidential run in 2008.
“I told you Al Gore was an Idiot, Global Warming hasn’t brought us anything at the Antarctic except fame and free fish.’
“Yea, but these tourists sure are noisy and messy.”
“…But at least they haven’t found out about our vast reserves of oil… oops…”
“Shut up you, Moron.”
“Here more of them come, stop talking and walk funny.”
The source of penguin chlamydia is discovered when Pimp Emperor-P is seen in the zoo trying to shop his hos to the monkeys.
When questioned he was heard to say, “Yeah, gonna trade a little penguin-tang for some righteous blow from them howler monkies. Their shit is kicking.”
Tonya Harding is a good zookeeper. She boxes with people who vex the animals. And when folks really get out of hand, Tonya clubs them.
….then the lead penguin muttered under his breath, “You’d think these liberals would know which foot is the left one.”, but continued the Hokey-Pokey lessons realizing that it was all in vain.
“Let’s see now: Bill and Hilary, Al and Tipper, Ted, Howard and…uh oh. Teresa? Teresa?! TE-RAY-ZA!!!”
“Let’s go pick up Katie Holmes.”
“Think we’ve got a shot?”
“Maybe, we’re taller than Tom Cruise.”
“Good Point.”
Taking a break from Capitol Hill, Democrat leaders decide to blend with the populace. “We’re one of you – really!”
As Kate reaches out to clasp the hand of her boyfriend Steve, she realizes the shocking truth; he has decided to “come out” on Disney’s “Penguin Pride Day.”
Walk like an Egyption.
Hey Algore!!!! Does this look like global warming? If it is; what the hell are these penguins doing running around in Callyfornia?
So, I’m just thinking what would possess a soul to get pengiuns drunk and make them walk a mile in your shoes?
After a rough day of blogging Kevin, Jay, Paul and the guys from Powerline go for a few drinks in Nashville.
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