A Dysfunctional Match Made In Heaven

The runaway bride, Jennifer Wilbanks, and her low-watt husband-to-be John Mason…

I noticed this fanboy tidbit in an Atlanta Journal-Constitution article (registration required) the other evening and forgot to link to it…

At the Fox News tent, Mason turned into a groupie. “When’s [Sean] Hannity going to come down to see me?” he asked before gushing when a producer told him soon. “Oh man, that’d be awesome.”

So it should hardly be a surprise that Fox News’ Hannity & Colmes show snagged the first interview with Mason,

“The first thing I gave to her when I saw here was give her diamond back … She put it right on her finger,” Mason told FOX News’ Sean Hannity in an exclusive interview to be broadcast Monday at 9 p.m. EDT.

Mason, a 32-year-old office manager who authorities questioned as a possible suspect in Wilbanks’ disappearance, said her case of cold feet did nothing to change how he feels about her.

“‘Cause we haven’t walked down the aisles, just because we haven’t stood in front of 500 people and said our I dos, my commitment before God to her was the day I bought that ring and put it on her finger and I’m not backing down from that now,” Mason told Hannity.

…Mason also offered a broad message of forgiveness. “Ain’t we all messed up? Ain’t we all made mistakes?” he said.Of course if it doesn’t work out there will be several hundred million, “I told you so’s.”

Hannity & Colmes – May 2, 2005 [Fox News]

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