It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Note: Feel free to change the message on the chalkboard in your entry. You should note your new chalkboard message at the beginning of your caption with Chalkboard:, then your chalkboard text. If any of the winning entries have a changed chalkboard message I’ll Photoshop the picture with their new message for the winners announcement.
Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
“Uh, can I run a tab?”
Well if it ain’t my ole buddy, Johnny Kerry when did ya’ll start tending bar here?
Six bucks for a beer?
That’s worse than a Rangers Game!!
The FEC can bite me. I ain’t running for President again.
Thought bubble:
You know, we really could use one of these “Hooters” places on the ranch.
–or–
Yes, I’d like one order of Buffalo Wings with the 3 Mile Island nucular . . . nuclur. . . nucalear . . . aw, hell, you know what I mean!
Even in Crawford, GW can’t get a break.
Now see, you give me a dollar…”
“Barkeep! I would like your finest Awesome Blossom please!”
Somehow Dubya wasn’t surprised to learn that there was a special line just for Republican presidents at the National Press Corps Dinner. . . journalists always make them “pay”.
Chalkboard: I’m with stupid
“You know.. this fillibuster thing could drive a man to drink.”
“I’m George Bush, and I believe in limited government.”
The producers working on “Cheers: The Movie” auditions scramble after John Ratzenberger is arrested under the Patriot Act for industrial espionage with his series “Made In America.”
If I don’t get some service here I’m gonna launch a preemptive strike on the tap.
“Say ya’ll serve Arabs in here?”
(Please no one take offense to this)
Chalkboard: Welcome to Rainbow Unity Night
“No, no, I can push in my own stool.”
“Say ya’ll serve Arabs in here?”
“Nah. You ever try cleaning one o’ dem t’ings?”
(That oughta take the heat off JATO)
Chalkboard: “Welcome to Compassionate Conservatives Night! All Adult Beverages $1 Off”
Bush: “Buddy, you really know how to hurt a teetotaller!”
“Yes, I was called about my daughter.”
Barkeep – Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses, and get Condi whatever the hell she wants, pronto!!!
President Bush rolls out his new plan to save Social Security.
“I’m only collecting from the working class.”
“Buddy, I have learned to pray anywhere.”
So, nobody’s turned in a navy blue suit jacket, size 44, Kevlar lining?
IMAO already posted this shot, from a different angle, with suitable replacement chalkboard text.
*grin*
Beaten to the punch(line).
Chalkboard: Please Pray Here
Ha! Just like that other George, I’m “first in war, first in peace, first in the hearts of his countrymen”, and now I’m first in line! It’s good to be the king! er, President!
I’ll have two of whatever the Marines are drinking!
cropped off at the top of the chalkboard:
Kissing Booth: $5
“Hey, your gumball machine just took my quarter.”
“I bet you haven’t seen so many suits in this joint since that undertaker’s convention.”
“The towels are out in the men’s room”
“Yes! I said a sassparilla and if you have a problem with that then I guess I’m gonna have to go all Condi on your a$$!”
“OK, the old Social Security Plan works like this: you pay here and you never see your money again as the system goes bankrupt. Now let me tell you about personal savings accounts…”
I’m looking for the Piper. Ya’ seen him?
At the bar of a South Carolina restaurant, President Bush lays out his new idea of replacing vehicles powered by expensive gasoline with vehicles powered by much less expensive beer.
“And if you get thirsty while driving, just pull over and syphon out a few ounces,” joked the president.
“People love pay-as-you-go. Just listen to everybody defending the current Social Security system. But I just don’t think this is the right place for that kind of pay-as-you-go.”
“Besides, how do you flush a spittoon?”
“CHEBURGER, CHEBURGER, CHEBURGER!”
Reference (^^).
The president takes a turn manning the federal government’s new, high tech, IRS collection window.
My tab is what???
I don’t drink…anymore.
$460 BILLION/year seems a bit excessive to save the country from itself.
“Damn, Laura looks hot today. Aww hell, now I’ve gotta stand here until things calm down….”
“You see, you put the lime IN the coconut and then drink it all up.”
OR
Chalkboad: Stay Back 50 ft. from world leaders.
— Say, do y’all serve Arabs in here?
— No, just buffalo wings and pretzels. (With apologies to JATO).
Bush thought bubble:
Jenna is on to something! The drinks are great, and where can I get beads to hand out?
Caption –
“You know……ever since this Rove fella started tellin me what to say, I just don’t know who I am anymore! I mean…..he writes every word….. he transmits…I mean he coaches me on what to do, what to say, when to smile.”
“It’s enough to make a man plumb crazy…(pause)….HEY……..you listenin?”
“Ah hell, just give me my damn drink.”
Alternative captions –
1) “Man………this piss-hard is really uncomfortable!!!!
2) “PFFFFFFFFTTTT!!! Did you hear that frog?
“Where’s Jimmy? I’m wasting away in Margueritaville!”
Chalkboard:
Topps Gold #43
George W. Bush
Bats Rights, Throws Right
Yeah, I quit drinkin’. Got anything in an I. V.?
“Bartender, a round for the house, and put it on my tab. My name? Joser.”
Is that John Kerry bartending? Hey John, good to see you finally got a honest job!.