These two headlines:
- NEW SPRAY MAKES HOMOSEXUALS INVISIBLE TO GAYDAR! – [Weekly World News]
- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Dating – [AP]
(h/t Other Crap)
Purely Coincidental?
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Is the spray called Beard?
Is it called “Arm Candy”?
No, wait, is it called “Afternoon Talk Showe”?
Oh, wait, is it called, “Not Naked Yet”?
I’ll be more impressed when they make a spray that turns you gay. They can call it Taste The Rainbow.
Well, there’s always moby’s loony plans, SilverBubble.
I think Skittles already beat you to that product promo, however. Perhaps you could consider the alternative of “Moby’s Extra PreNatal Estrogen Drink”. Of course that would mean a curtailing of abortion, so the Left might want to rethink a few of their pet issues.
NEW SPRAY MAKES HOMOSEXUALS INVISIBLE TO GAYDAR!
Aaaaaand the market for this product is…?
The market is for gays in Texas who want to be foster parents. Oh, and I think Wacko Jacko owns stock in the company.
HUH?