The Bonfire of the Vanities (a self-submitted collection of the worst posts by otherwise excellent bloggers) is hosted by Boxing Alcibiades this week.
Evidently everyone at the Bonfire this week is named Bruce, which makes it a bit hard to tell the players without a scorecard. Since I’m the first to notice I claim Bruce Lee.

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