Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ exceeded my expectations in terms of quality captions, especially after Matt lead off with what was ultimately the winning entry. Here are the winning entries for this picture:

<font size=2/>A golfer swings at the Drambuie World Ice Golf Championships in Uummannaq, Greenland, in 2000. Some golfers teed off this week in an ice-breaking tournament in the Svalbard islands near the North Pole(AFP/NORDFOTO/File) ” src=”http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/icegolf.jpg” width=”375″ height=”265″ /></a></div>
1) (<a href=Matt) – “FJORD!

2) (Korla Pundit) – “The search for the elusive arctic eagle.

3) (Laurence Simon) – ANNOUNCER: “Looks like Tiger Woods is going to win the North Pole Invitational because he’s the only golfer with bla-

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Honorable Mention

4) (Mark) – “Drive for snow; putt for dough.

5) (Rodney Dill) – Colin Montgomery: “Hand me my Mashie.
Caddy: “Uh, Don’t you mean your, Niblick?
Colin Montgomery: “No my Mashie, I see a baby seal I want to club on the way.

6) (jeremy) – “NYT Headline Earth Freezes Over; Humanity Doomed; Augusta National Still Refuses to Admit Women.

Dishonorable Mention – For a visual we’d prefer not to imagine…

(JimK) – ANNOUNCER: “Moments later, an aide reached into the butthole of the great moose, and plucked out… -dramatically holds up a golfball-
KERRY: “Is that a Titleist?

Until next Friday…

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  1. JimK April 18, 2005
  2. Matt April 18, 2005
  3. Maggie April 18, 2005
  4. McGehee April 18, 2005
  5. Matt April 18, 2005
  6. Laurence Simon April 18, 2005
  7. Rodney Dill April 18, 2005